Super Solitary

Solitary Confinement with even more sensory deprivation.

Inmate (currently in Solitary): Yo, what up?
Guard: Shut up, or I'll put you in Solitary!
Inmate: But I'm already in Solitary!
Guard: Then I'll put you in SUPER SOLITARY!
Inmate: NO! Please, not that!

by drivingdudefromnowhere May 1, 2022

Enzo Sedita

It has no neck, they call it a tall troll, and never has it never not eaten at Wendy's

Looks it is an Enzo Sedita.

by SHARKKING June 16, 2022

Avi & Selina Sidetracked

When a conversation on a date gets so deep you forget what you were initially talking ablut

I was on a date with this girl last night but we got so ‘Avi & Selina Sidetracked’ it’s insane

by ASSIDETRACKED February 9, 2024

Sock Solitaire

The game of matching socks after doing laundry with the rarely achieved goal of matching.

Unlike a fixed deck of cards, sock solitaire involves the added thrill of overcoming entropy and chaos to have all socks reunited in a single batch of laundry.

by DrTortoise September 9, 2025

Christine and Selina

used to desribe an iconic duo

Milo: those two look like good friends!
Juno: Yup, they are definitely a christine and selina

by Guywithnoname February 15, 2024

dealing myself a hand of solitaire

A rather sophisticated term for masturbating.

My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020