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Lost Sailor

This glorious act is when one's rage supersedes one's sensibility. Said person will clog up the sink in the restroom with whatever material is available. Then said person will drop a foul shit directly into the sink full of water. Said shit is left for the next person to witness.
Holy fuck, someone left the lost sailor in the work bathroom sink. I think it was Tony.
by fecus January 10, 2013
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The salty sea sailor

When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch
Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor

What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
by Sea sailor October 26, 2014
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Swear like a sailor

Someone whom very oftenly unnecessarily and excessively swears without even realising it and without the intention to be rude
“Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck did he think would happen?”
“Don’t swear like a sailor son, how many times do I have to tell you that? “
by F4kMyLyfe June 10, 2018
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Sailor Stew

A concoction created from any combonation of things to be used in any sentence involving anything.
Carter's mom loved my Sailor Stew last night.
by lolwilllol April 14, 2008
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Sailor Surprise

A mixture of period blood and semen. Usually a stain of some sort. Named because of "seamen"'s likeness to semen.
She was having her period, so I raw-dogged her and now I've got a Sailor Surprise on my sheets.
by MattyLight21 January 31, 2008
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sailor's hat

An intact foreskin on an uncircumcised males penis.
I totally zipped my sailor's hat in my fly while we where out drinking last night!
by BadMedicine December 9, 2008
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selloutmonkey

the invisible monkey that infects good internet inhabitants and once they have enough strength they force the puppet to sell themselves out.
the sell out monkey isnt always invisible.
WHY SXEPHIL WHY? WHY ARE YOU SUCCUMBING TO THE SELLOUTMONKEY
by getlostpeople April 29, 2010
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