Secret Santa

Doing someone doggy style and secretly slipping on a Santa hat, while continuing sexual intercourse.

Michael: You are oblivious to the fact that I just pulled a Secret Santa on you, aren't you?

by tg2069 May 6, 2010

weed santa

n. A person who constantly and gladly shares their marijuana.

Speaker 1 "You're always sharing you weed man. You are my weed santa."
Speaker 2 "You know what, I am. I really am."

by Quita Danger March 6, 2008

Santas Beard

In the process of titty fucking a girl you will reach your climax. When releasing your seaman, aim for the girls chin. If this target is it, it will resemble a white beard such as santas, although this beard will be dripping.

Dude Ralph! The other day I was titty fucking your mom, I gave her a hardcore Santas Beard!

by B$ March 28, 2005

Santa Claus

He's making a list and checking it twice. Apparently, he'll find out who's naughty or nice.

Santa Claus is coming to town.

by Sir Ryan December 2, 2006

Santa Claws

Ferociously sharp fingernails used for ripping open presents.

Jane: Why even bother wrapping those so nicely? The kids are just going to tear them open with their Santa Claws.

by Hexis December 24, 2009

bat santa

Placing a baseball bat into the anus of the one you love.

I just gave that girl the bat santa!

by jkas;dlf December 22, 2009

santa hand

Santa's right pimp hand

What!? Mrs. Claus forgot to make dinner! Sounds like Jolly Ol' Saint Nick is gonna have to keep his Santa hand strong.

by hjklj April 10, 2008