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Salad Boy 

The kid in the dining hall who is overly sensitive about his salad-eating habits. Usually because he uses an excessive amount of dressing, typically of the raunchy-smelling kind, such as tuscan caeser.
"I don't use that much dressing!" "Ok, chill out, Salad Boy."
Salad Boy by buttchugger69 April 26, 2015

salad ninja 

Someone who creates awesome salads, is fueled by salads, and spreads the salad awesomeness!
I am a salad ninja that works at FRESHJUNKIE!
salad ninja by RunLacey December 6, 2015

salad date 

Less Formal than a Dinner Date, More Formal than a Coffee Date.fac
Kevin and I didn't want The Pressure of a Dinner Date and we're past Coffee Dates, So we went on a Salad Date
salad date by RayRay723 December 13, 2015

Salad Cowboy

When someone is so gay that calling them a faggot simply won't do. 1 Salad Cowboy - A super faggot who is not only a gay dick ridin' cowboy, but one who also enjoys giving a good salad toss.
"Did you see the way Tony licked Jim' s anus?" "I did what a salad cowboy!"
Salad Cowboy by Irishpat666 September 23, 2016

Salad fingers 

Possibly the most disturbing thing on YouTube, it chronicles the tales of a strange green man, Salad Fingers, who enjoys to rub rust on his body.
Person 1: Hey have you seen Salad Fingers?
Person 2: *cries*

salad cat 

Salad cat Someone whom uses lettuce or other salad material to intimately fondle ones nether regions.
Jerry: I hope you don’t use that lettuce for what I’m thinking.
Adam: Fuck off, I’m not a Salad cat like you!
salad cat by BayofBengal January 8, 2018