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Murdoch Syndrome

Mudorch Syndrome: where all the wealth, power and social circles in the world cannot bring you happiness or true love. Named after billionaire Rupert 'MSM' Murdoch, someone with Murdoch Syndrome will never find happiness despite how well they're supposedly doing for themselves. Sure Rupert can pay a golddigger to "date" him but she doesn't love him for anything more than his money.
"Why's Dave so depressed, he's 22 and earning £175k a year"

"he's got a case of Murdoch Syndrome Tim"
by KeithRocks31 May 24, 2018
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hoe syndrome

a disease caught when a hoe touches u. to cure it u drink holy water or eat a jolly rancher blessed by a southerner.
oh no that hoe touched me now I have hoe syndrome
by kmp34 May 25, 2016
mugGet the hoe syndromemug.

TiVo Syndrome

When someone who has a TiVo or DVR system tries fast-forwarding though live TV out of a habit of viewing recorded programs.

Some may pause during a commercial and try to blow some time so that they may eventually skip through commercials.
What's she doing?

Oh, she's got TiVo Syndrome. She thinks that everything is already pre-recorded.
by JEWSIAN. August 14, 2010
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Bruv Syndrome

A person who unconsciously says the word ‘bruv’ at the end of every sentence.
Mate, you’ve got bruv syndrome
by 🦢 F February 13, 2023
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Akali Syndrome

In League of Legends, Akali Syndrome is when a player becomes over confident and develops a god complex. Overestimating their abilities and damage; Desperately going for kills and tunneling, inevitably resulting in their death.
Oh. that Darius has Akali Syndrome.
by Sheranoth March 31, 2020
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Tomfaraone Syndrome

When you see someone and you think that theyre really attractive but when they start talking you realize that they are rediculously dorky and you lose interest.
"He was so cute when I first met him but his obsession with Yo-Yo's made me think he has Tomfaraone Syndrome!"
by sjammin January 18, 2009
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Grenade Syndrome

This is when a fat or unattractive looking women believes she is hot and can have any man she desires.

The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.
My fat friend told me that she loves going out clubbing as she can get any man she wants. I dont want to tell her that she has grenade syndrome!
by Ro-Em June 24, 2016
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