yaoi stretch

To extend out your arms and turn your head slightly to covertly check that no one has noticed the illicit material (either written or visual) on your screen.

Having gotten so into her AO3 reading, Carol quickly did a yaoi stretch to see if her coworkers knew what she was reading.
Teenagers often perfect the yaoi stretch after being caught looking at smut for the fist time.

by big crazy eddy February 11, 2025

dynamic stretching

Male stretching before soccer game and female getting turned on.

Example. "Kruno the first time I saw you dynamic stretching before soccer, I was like WHOA

by Pavkovm February 16, 2015

Urban Stretch

In the height of summer, an act of sexual congress that takes place in a six story walk up without air conditioning wherein the penetrating partner places their member in the other participant while leaning backwards to make as little skin contact as possible.

Man, it was so hot last night I had to pull an Urban Stretch just to get a nut.

by StreetEtymologist. June 19, 2025

stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.

Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."

by von groovy June 26, 2024

Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.

Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.

by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021

lincoln stretch

a sexual task involving, "four whores and seven queers to blow."

Hey Ricky, tonight the boss wants a Lincoln Stretch.

by urkzik September 25, 2013

stretched-gag

a gaging vacuum felt in the throat when a person deep throats a small cock right after deep throating a large cock. the small cock tickles the expanded opened up throat from the large cock.

Riley had a stretched-gag when she went down on Tom, she had just gone down on John, John is bigger...

by riley.lovecocks January 11, 2021