Status-loling is the act of visiting someone's Facebook page and commenting on each of their actions possible (ie; new groups joined, new fansite, new friends, new profile picture, new application, ANYTHING Facebook allows you to comment on) with lol. You have to comment each and every action you comment on with "lol". This is highly amusing for the perpetrator just thinking of the reaction from the victim as they will get a number of notifications, get all excited, but then they realise...they've been status-lol'd!
charlie: whoaa, look at all my facebook notifications - i must be pretty popular at the moment
dude: thats pretty cool, dude.
*....*
charlie: oh wtf!? someone commented everything ive done with "lol"!!? who the fuck does that!?
dude: dude, you just got status-lol'd...
dude: thats pretty cool, dude.
*....*
charlie: oh wtf!? someone commented everything ive done with "lol"!!? who the fuck does that!?
dude: dude, you just got status-lol'd...
by ScArlet piMpernel December 22, 2008
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think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.
i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people
by billy bob joe111 November 7, 2010
Get the Status Block mug.When a facebook status has been liked by the school weirdo, thus making it "unlikeable" by the rest of facebook, lest they become associated with that creepy ass riff raff
Hey, bro, did you check my status i posted today?
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
Why didn't you like it?
That creep Charlie liked it, so i backed off bro.
Damn, i hate charlie, he always pulls a status taint on my facebook.
Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny.
Why didn't you like it?
That creep Charlie liked it, so i backed off bro.
Damn, i hate charlie, he always pulls a status taint on my facebook.
by AnalBumFlap March 18, 2011
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"Did you see Damian's facebook wall? Mary has liked 9 out of his last 10 update posts. She's a total Status Jockey".
by bkny22 September 8, 2011
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by Kadalyn May 7, 2009
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I am thinking about someone on facebook who trolls on peoples statuses
troll 1307 up, 167 down
1a. Noun
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.
1b. Noun
A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, ect.
A troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a "Flamer" who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread.
I am thinking about someone on facebook who trolls on peoples statuses
troll 1307 up, 167 down
1a. Noun
One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument.
1b. Noun
A person who, on a message forum of some type, attacks and flames other members of the forum for any of a number of reasons such as rank, previous disagreements, sex, status, ect.
A troll usually flames threads without staying on topic, unlike a "Flamer" who flames a thread because he/she disagrees with the content of the thread.
by FerdRamos December 7, 2009
Get the Status Troll mug.The act of two or more people taking over someone's status on Facebook or Myspace to hold a conversation completly unrelevent to anything the status's owner was talking about.
This is particuarly funny and random because everytime one of you replies, on Facebook, the little red alert flag appears on their screen. This will get VERY annoying and hopefully the victim will become angered and it's very funny.
In rare circumstances, too many posts back and forth on their status may cause their computer to become slow or even freeze. This results in extra LOL points .
This is particuarly funny and random because everytime one of you replies, on Facebook, the little red alert flag appears on their screen. This will get VERY annoying and hopefully the victim will become angered and it's very funny.
In rare circumstances, too many posts back and forth on their status may cause their computer to become slow or even freeze. This results in extra LOL points .
Status Commandeering in action:
Tessa's Facebook Status : "Going out with my girls tonight to CiCi's for some pizza and fun"
Matt : Hey matt, wasn't that cake we had after dinner tonight absolutely delicious?
Justin : Ya, it was pretty good. Although i have to admit, the ice cream was better.
Tessa: WTF?
Matt : Okay, both were good. But hey, we should go to Roanoke sometime to play airsoft.
Justin : I dont know man, Roanoke is pretty far away.
Tessa: WTF!?
Matt : Ya, but it'd totally be worth it!
Justin : Hmm, okay. I'll think about it.
Matt : Okay, well how's the weather?
Tessa : SHUT THE FUCK UP! STOP TALKING ON MY STATUS!
Justin: The weather? Oh you know. Its mildly humid. We've been getting a lot of rain lately.
*and so on*
Tessa's Facebook Status : "Going out with my girls tonight to CiCi's for some pizza and fun"
Matt : Hey matt, wasn't that cake we had after dinner tonight absolutely delicious?
Justin : Ya, it was pretty good. Although i have to admit, the ice cream was better.
Tessa: WTF?
Matt : Okay, both were good. But hey, we should go to Roanoke sometime to play airsoft.
Justin : I dont know man, Roanoke is pretty far away.
Tessa: WTF!?
Matt : Ya, but it'd totally be worth it!
Justin : Hmm, okay. I'll think about it.
Matt : Okay, well how's the weather?
Tessa : SHUT THE FUCK UP! STOP TALKING ON MY STATUS!
Justin: The weather? Oh you know. Its mildly humid. We've been getting a lot of rain lately.
*and so on*
by Drunagel24 June 7, 2009
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