st joes prep 

what people call St. Joe's Prep when they are retarded and go to malvern and don't know how to use apostrophes correctly.

Malvern kid:

hey rememeber that time i was a retard and put a definition in urban dictionary for st joes prep instead of putting it wit the rest of the definitions of st joe's prep because i go to malvern and like boys?

other kid: yeah i remember that time. its okay someones gotta be a dumbass asshole and go to malvern.

st joes prep by yeahyeahboi December 17, 2010

St Tropez Commando 

A girl who can be spotted on a night out, wearing fake tan so unevenly applied and streaked that the pattern it creates resembles the camouflage worn by the British Army. This phenomenon usually appears on the legs, but can occasionally be all over.

"Were there any fit birds in Jumpin' Jaks last night?"

"Nah, just the usual bunch of St Tropez Commandos"

St Tropez Commando by L Rathen May 20, 2009

St. Mattress by the Springs

Your bed on Sunday morning. Where you mattress worship.

The "Name" of the church you say you attend on Sunday morning, when the truth is that you are just sleeping in.

What you say to "friends" that want you to attend church with them and you don't want to hurt their feelings - "I attend St. Mattress by the Springs".

Bob: Hey-Wanna go to church with me? You do attend somewhere don't you?

Thom: Sorry, can't go with you, I attend St. Mattress by the Springs, but thanks anyway.

St. Mattress by the Springs by BeezerKR May 2, 2010

St Hilda’s Secondary School 

A neighbour school which is extremely religious (all your hard work is god’s work and everyone is homophobic) and doesn’t care about mental health until the 2021 graduating cohort has a shitload of people suffering from disorders or mental issues + suicide attempts.

The number of times police cars have entered the school is ridiculous due to more than half of the school are gangsters fighting and selling cigs/vape.

The volleyballers and lower secondary walk around school as if they own the goddamn shithole and think they are very big.

The school is also is well known for the St Hilda’s Secondary School fight that appeared on the news and known for having snakes as your friends.

The school might seem like one of the best schools in the East but honestly it is just a cover up and the PSLE cut off point is going lower than ever after the 2018 batch.

小明：St Hilda’s Secondary School seems like a good school.

小华：Knnccb the school seems well to do but once you step in gg to your 4/5 years.

St Hilda’s Secondary School by UrMaderFlyLaCb August 22, 2021

St. Stephens & St. Agnes School 

A private high school with great academics and athletics. If you live anywhere in AVA you probably should try to go to sssas. Not Episcopal( fucking 60,000 a year to just have someone else raise your kid to be surrounded by douche bags.. Not to mention 0 parties and nice cars EHS. Pretty much the laughing stock of AVA), not Ireton( a "private school" ur better off going to T.C. BI sucks at literally everything.), not T.C.(Broke boy's attend, plus serg...), not Gonzaga(your dick will actually shrink and ur such a faggot), and def not Landon( fucking gross). SSSAS guys and girls are usually very attractive, athletic, wealthy, and smart. There is a reason every other fucking school shows up to our parties. So if u want to pull poon come to SSSAS( if u can get in we dont take a dumbass)

He goes to St. Stephens & St. Agnes School, definitely has a huge cock.

St. Stephens & St. Agnes School by AVA facts May 24, 2018

St. Benildus College 

The finest, non fee-paying secondary school for boys in south Dublin, providing 'the best education money can't buy' as quoted by the 'Independent' newspaper.

Despite the non-existence of tuition fees at St. Benildus, the school succeeds in producing students of the highest caliber who often further their studies at prestigious educational institutions such as Trinity College Dublin and University College Dublin.

Famous alumni include: Albert Einstein, Mick Jagger, George Clooney and James Joyce.

Boy: Dad, when I grow up I want to be a rocket scientist, an author and a solicitor.

Father: Don't worry son, that's why were going to send you to St. Benildus College.

St. Benildus College by BenildusStudent March 4, 2011

st. saviour 

an all girls school in park slope, brooklyn. most of the girls act as if they've never seen the male species when a guy steps foot into the building. PE is joke in itself. the only good sports are basketball and swimming. the step team is so much better than the cheerleading team. breakfast and lunch consist of grease and more grease. chem is the hardest science due to it being taught by a foreign teacher with a thick accent. everyone thinks they hate song contest but secretly adore it. the school mascot is the panda. st. saviour's rival is fontbonne academy.

St. Saviour girl #1: OMG, who is that hottie?!!!
SSHS girl #2: Gross that's Mr. Darrup. He's like 85!(in actuality, in his forties)

st. saviour by capitana December 24, 2007