Dick someone down

This means to get some ass.

"Yo I'm going to a party."
"Alright dick someone down for me."

by Jephtee November 4, 2014

someoneelsie

the result of your mum trying to take a selfie and not knowing which way to hold the phone.

Stop sending a someoneelsie I have no idea who that person is.

by ThereIsMore May 26, 2014

take the piss out of someone

to let the air out of their balloon, to mock/make fun of them. Customarily, shortened to just take the piss.

From the movie Snatch:

"take the piss out of someone" is abbreviated to "take the piss"

Boris the Blade: (mutters vague insults at Tony)

Bullet Tooth Tony: Don't take the piss (i.e., out of me), Boris!

Boris: Fuck you!

Tony: (empties the magazine of his Desert Eagle .50 into Boris)

by Roberto y Maria September 13, 2011

to toss someone off

To toss someone off is to give someone a handjob. It can also be used reflexively to mean masturbation.

To toss someone off can be used in the following ways:

"I tossed him off, and then he wanted to cuddle." handjob

"After I got home, I looked at some porn and tossed myself off." masturabtion/reflexive verb

"We tossed each other off." plural reflexive

"She tossed us/them off." plural

by liontyp September 14, 2013

keep an eye on on someone or something

To watch someone or something while someone else is busy

Would you mind keeping an eye on my daughter while I am at the store?

by Light Joker September 5, 2005

kick the stuffing out of (someone)

Vrb phrs. To beat up severely.

The next time I see Tom, I'm going to kick the fucking stuffing out of him!

by Miss Agreeable May 25, 2004

to give someone the moon door

To break up with somebody.

Alternatively, it means to fire somebody from a job.

Basically, the word describes any situation in which someone's position or status is completely stripped away from them in one fell swoop.

This phrase derives from the book and TV series, Game of Thrones, in which there is a castle on a high mountain with a hatch built into the floor. This hatch is called the "Moon Door." When opened, the Moon Door releases people into mid air, so that they fall directly to the floor of the Vale far below.

I finally gave Sally the moon door.

Woah, bro, sorry to hear that. Was it a tough breakup?

No. Once she was gone, it was completely over.

{to give someone the moon door

by Ae5Ea8 March 14, 2015