Snot Rhinocerous

When you have a cold and you blow your nose in someone's asshole while pinching the head of their penis.

"Hey honey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather, and we're out of tissues. Do you mind if I give you a Snot Rhinocerous?"

"But I don't have a penis."

"Strap on this dildo."

by Snot Rhino November 13, 2009

snot nose

A child. Due to children always having the sniffles or being sick.

That little snot nose brought home the swine flu from school.

by Lucentar79 November 25, 2009

Snot Smashing

Aggressive nose picking.

After his snot smashing session Tom used tampons to absorb the blood.

by that 1ne guy January 27, 2017

Meat Snot

Semen

I was sucking Andy off last night, and my mum walked in on us just as I was wiping meat snot off my chin

by Meat Man 666 October 3, 2018

snot honey

When you are really sick, like barfing, shitting, and dying sick, and you are so desperate for something, anything to relieve your misery, and your nose starts to run, and it tastes sweet-- that's snot honey.

Man, dude, I was dying last night with stomach flu or food poisoning. There was something evil in my guts, and right in the middle of it all, my nose was running, and damned if I wasn't tasting snot honey. I think the only reason I made it was 'cause that taste of snot honey made me realize I was actually still alive.

by D.B. Doghouse December 18, 2020

turd snot

When you stick your finger in your dogs butthole and then shove it in a friends nostril

Good thing you were here to clean my dogs butthole out with your finger, his glands have really been bothering him! But, Eww...Chris was not prepared when you hit him with the turd snot afterwards!

by JYO42 November 9, 2015

Snot Chunder

The act of covering one nostril, then forcing air out of the other nostril to clear it of snot.

Gary was having trouble breathing, so snot chundered both nostrils to clear his airways.

by Ondo_tracksuit February 12, 2021