Womb sniffer

based individual who values babies lives over women spreading their legs

he is a womb sniffer

by #betterthanrose c; June 29, 2022

Jizz Sniffer

When an obsessed man creeps his way into his female friends bedroom after she had sex with her boyfriend and sniffs the wet spot.

That Scott is a real Jizz Sniffer

by Shgnasty69 May 18, 2016

Chicken Sniffer

A mans genitalia.

I didn't realize my fly was down and i think she saw my chicken sniffer.

by fumi381 November 29, 2017

LL Sniffer

Short for Little League Sniffer.

Refers to lonely old men in Flordia who like sniffing little league players. Often they run hot dog trucks as cover.

That old guy with the hot dog truck looks like an LL Sniffer. Keep him away from my son.

by Jackson G in Florida October 10, 2020

rainbow sniffer

A homosexual cokehead

That raibow sniffer is al hopped up

by ShmeeJ March 25, 2003

Wallet Sniffer

A person who enjoys smelling leather accessories.

Kristi grabbed her new Anthropologie wallet and inhaled deeply. She would never confess to her friends that she was a wallet sniffer, but in the privacy of her home, she enjoyed this indulgence.

by DParker February 23, 2011

spiffed

1. past part. of spiff (to groom or make attractive) usu. spiffed up; also, well-dressed

2. Intoxicated esp. to a level of severely impaired motor and cognative function, usu. from ingestion of alcohol or alcohol in conjunction with other illicit/illegal drugs

1. "My dentist really spiffed up his waiting room over the summer!" or "My roommate spiffed up for his date tonight."

2. "After four shots and six beers, I was so spiffed I couldn't stand up." or "I was a little drunk when we got to her place, but after we smoked a couple bowls I was totally spiffed!"

by Johann7 December 18, 2006