Smael

A unbelievably good looking guy, super fantastic, and the most perfect guy you'll ever meet. He is the prime example of what an alpha male is!

I want a guy like Smael to take me around the world.

by Deeznuts245 October 30, 2020

Harper sealing

When you and your partner are having intiment sex, and then the dominant male proceeds to get on the back of the woman. From here he then flops around violently screaming and barking like a seal.

Calm down Jonny, your harper sealing hurts

by Egypt April 22, 2017

pulled a seal-pot

Deliberately undermining your own personal abilities on the job to garner a reputation as unreliable, so that your untrustworthiness will preclude you from being giving difficult or significant jobs. The act of self deprication or self sabotage to get gravy jobs at work. Having a motto of why be on the A-team when you can be on the D-team for the same money.This most likely stems from a lack of self confidence or seld worthiness.

Bob purposely put that thrust bearing on backwards, he just pulled a seal-pot

by likwidmuse October 15, 2011

Seal Clubber

A drink made famous by the caffeine addicted Mr. JV. Although there is no actual caffeine in the drink, only someone who is hopped up on wayyyy too much caffeine could find this appetizing:

Its a simple brew: equal parts apple vodka and grapefruit juice. just pour over ice and hope for the best!

Bartender, give me a Seal Clubber

by ekobelski May 8, 2014

Soda Seal Bracelets

A bracelet made by obtaining the round blue seal from the top of soda caps, Cutting out the middle, and then stretching them out into a bracelet.
These are said to be 'Make-out' bracelets, and when someone brakes one of of you, you make out with them.

Person A: You broke my Soda Seal Bracelet!
Person B: Oops! Lets go make out!
Person A: Okay!

Multi-tards!

by Wisp_13 September 19, 2004

Seal of Approval

When one does something then looks to another to "approve" an action whether it be good or bad.

4 year old John and his 6 year old sister are playing a game with each other, John decides to be naughty.

John: Your stupid!

*John looks at his parents to see if they were listening*

**this action is called Seal of approval it can be spotted easily among children looking for attention.

by Scardina October 23, 2010

Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004