smasharoonie

ok so this one involves your cat, first of all you get the cat and put on top of somewhere with an extremely high drop. (like a dam) then you lay at the bottom with your dick out and try and get it in the hole.

"here kitty don't be scared its only a smasharoonie."

by cutekitty69 November 27, 2018

Hood Smashed

When a large group of three or more individuals gang attack a single individual for reasons known only to the attackers.

"Hey matt that fool just insulted me im tired of this shit, hes fittin to get hood smashed

by GenoBreaker March 29, 2009

smashed the homies

to gain carnal knowledge of someones friend or group of friends

james: so are you gonna get with debra?
todd: NO WAY! that girl smashed the homies
james: its cool man, i just got tested the other day and im still clean.

by irreverentalsharptongue May 1, 2009

a barrel full of smashed assholes

A general feeling after a night of heavy alcohol consumption.

I feel like a barrel of smashed assholes

by Angela Zarco August 24, 2005

danger she smashed the homie

When you find out the girl your currently dating had sex with a good friend of yours in her past.

Mike: man whats wrong John: man brandy totally pulled a "danger she smashed the homie" on me.

by Danny beeh January 31, 2010

Smashed Ravioli

A very sloppy and overused vagina having the appearance of a plate of marinara covered beef/cheese raviolis that have been...smashed.
A messier look than roast beef curtains.

Smashed Ravioli - I banged Angela but apparently I wasn't the first 'cause her vag looked like a Smashed Raviloi.

by D. Sanchez & The Rav Smashers October 29, 2008

back door smashed in

the act of penetrating the rectom of a male or female repettivley until ejaculation.

wow bobby is walking like he got his back door smashed in, by a penis!

by sicksicsixaec September 4, 2011