I was shocked when Holly, after having stared into space over cocktails blurted out that she had blown the bartender on the bar after closing in front of my boyfriend. What a slutty tourettard!
by twattwattwattwatwhat? July 1, 2009
Get the slutty tourettardmug. Slutty touch is a skill game in which two or more players compete using extremely fast firing electronic paintball markers to land a perfect score of 1 qloader directly onto the windshields of oncoming vehicles, the sluttiest possible touch being a perfect score (cunt) or 100/100.
i challenge you to a slutton duel
I A SLUTTY TOUCH!? just a little bit cunty much?? a whore who gets the score indeed a touch! a touch! a touch!!
I A SLUTTY TOUCH!? just a little bit cunty much?? a whore who gets the score indeed a touch! a touch! a touch!!
by robotlegcommando February 20, 2012
Get the Slutty Touchmug. A female whose brain functions at a bit of a primitive pace, with the exception of her thoughts bout takin the dick, she is up to times on that subject.
I tell you what. ....that Emily has some quirky ways bout her, but her being a slutty neanderthal has had its advantages. ...she makes me do things i been scared to ask other girls to try
by Genious817adam November 7, 2019
Get the Slutty neanderthalmug. by Kampam April 20, 2018
Get the Slutty mollickimug. When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018
Get the Slutty Vampire Chug Jugmug. A - "Bro this short girl was non-stop flirting with me earlier"
B - "Sounds like she was a 'slutty bunny'"
B - "Sounds like she was a 'slutty bunny'"
by Riskycorpse December 10, 2024
Get the Slutty Bunnymug. "๐๐MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐๐!! Now that itโs finally DICKmas ๐
๐ฆSantaโs about to slide ๐
๐พ๐ down your hot ๐ฅ hot ๐ฅchimney tonight. So lick ๐ฆ๐those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog๐ผ, itโs about to get wet down at Santaโs workshop๐๐! Donโt forgot to slide down that XXXtra ๐
๐พ๐
๐พ big North Pole, and make sure your ๐ช cookie ๐ชis yummy enough for Santa to eat๐! ๐ But are you bad enough to handle Santaโs giant juicy 8=candy๐๐ผCOCK=D๐ฆ?? Send this to ๐ of your baddest bitch elves๐๐ผ๐๐พ If you get 5๏ธโฃ back, youre on the naughty list this year๐๐ฆ! If you get ๐ back you better be ready for Santaโs hot โจ๏ธCUMlateโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ญ If you get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back youโve got the most bitchin ๐ฌpeppermint ๐ฌpussy in the North Pole! โ๏ธโ Hope you get to blow ๐ฌ lots of XXXmas ๐dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ๐CUMMIES ๐๐ HAVE A SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐ / DICKMAS ๐ฆ๐๐
YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ๐
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by #1 Mordetwi fangirls December 25, 2021
Get the SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐mug.