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slutty tourettard

A veritable wall flower that has a geyser like penchant for filthy anecdotes.
I was shocked when Holly, after having stared into space over cocktails blurted out that she had blown the bartender on the bar after closing in front of my boyfriend. What a slutty tourettard!
by twattwattwattwatwhat? July 1, 2009
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Slutty Touch

Slutty touch is a skill game in which two or more players compete using extremely fast firing electronic paintball markers to land a perfect score of 1 qloader directly onto the windshields of oncoming vehicles, the sluttiest possible touch being a perfect score (cunt) or 100/100.
i challenge you to a slutton duel

I A SLUTTY TOUCH!? just a little bit cunty much?? a whore who gets the score indeed a touch! a touch! a touch!!
by robotlegcommando February 20, 2012
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Slutty neanderthal

A female whose brain functions at a bit of a primitive pace, with the exception of her thoughts bout takin the dick, she is up to times on that subject.
I tell you what. ....that Emily has some quirky ways bout her, but her being a slutty neanderthal has had its advantages. ...she makes me do things i been scared to ask other girls to try
by Genious817adam November 7, 2019
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Slutty mollicki

When a bitch is engaged but slobs on as many knobs before getting married
Wow Emily is getting married soon but sheโ€™s such a slutty mollicki
by Kampam April 20, 2018
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Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.
Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

Person 2: you gon fucking die
by bigmike227 December 9, 2018
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Slutty Bunny

A girl with a small petite figure that is sexually provocative
A - "Bro this short girl was non-stop flirting with me earlier"
B - "Sounds like she was a 'slutty bunny'"
by Riskycorpse December 10, 2024
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SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐Ÿ˜˜

Slutty Christmas is that special time of year for baddies worldwide. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
"๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐ŸŽ„๐ŸŽ„!! Now that itโ€™s finally DICKmas ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆSantaโ€™s about to slide ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜‰ down your hot ๐Ÿ”ฅ hot ๐Ÿ”ฅchimney tonight. So lick ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’‹those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog๐Ÿผ, itโ€™s about to get wet down at Santaโ€™s workshop๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†! Donโ€™t forgot to slide down that XXXtra ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ big North Pole, and make sure your ๐Ÿช cookie ๐Ÿชis yummy enough for Santa to eat๐Ÿ‘„! ๐Ÿ‘€ But are you bad enough to handle Santaโ€™s giant juicy 8=candy๐Ÿ‘Š๐ŸผCOCK=D๐Ÿ’ฆ?? Send this to ๐Ÿ”Ÿ of your baddest bitch elves๐Ÿ’๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿพ If you get 5๏ธโƒฃ back, youre on the naughty list this year๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ! If you get ๐Ÿ”Ÿ back you better be ready for Santaโ€™s hot โ™จ๏ธCUMlateโ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ญ If you get 2๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ back youโ€™ve got the most bitchin ๐Ÿฌpeppermint ๐Ÿฌpussy in the North Pole! โ„๏ธโ›„ Hope you get to blow ๐ŸŒฌ lots of XXXmas ๐ŸŽ„dick, and that you get lots of XXXmas ๐ŸŽ„CUMMIES ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’ HAVE A SLUTTY CHRISTMAS ๐Ÿ˜˜ / DICKMAS ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘… YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฝ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿผ"
by #1 Mordetwi fangirls December 25, 2021
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