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slumper

A person who slumps other individuals
...he got slumped by the slumper himself!
by terranzz May 6, 2024
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Slumper

The police scanner reference to a person slumped over in a vehicle, often times overdosed, or just texting.
There’s a slumper in the Walmart parking lot in a black pickup.
by mattlovesjen February 22, 2025
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Scumbertese

A tie-dyed butterfly
More majestic than a unicorn, more colorful than a rainbow…it’s a scumbertese!
by Giacomo Daniele February 23, 2025
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slubberslut

An attractive person who loves sucking and riding other people's dick.

Also would work in situations where an attractive person is glazing the ever-loving shit out of another person, especially when it's uncalled for.
"Bro, the other team's Mercy is being a fuckin' slubberslut. She's non-stop dickriding that Roadhog and giving him heals."
or
Attractive Guy 1: "Sabrina Carpenter is sooo bad dude, her music is fuckin' amazing too."
Guy 2: "Alright bro quit being such a slubberslut, her music isn't all that. Unnecessary glaze."
by scratchpatchcat July 9, 2025
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Cunt slumper

One who unequivocally slumps cunts. I e from the top down from inside out.
Daayyyuumm. That ninja straight hooked that sloot and ruined the perks of the vag. What a cunt slumper
by HeyuSpark November 26, 2025
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