Slabber

Person who sits on the 02 Slabs all day and doesn't do anything other than yell and be obnoxious. Similar to a couchy, but outdoors.

Hey, tell those slabbers to shut up!

Guy 1: What do you think of that chick?
Guy 2: I don't know about her, she's a slabber.

by TheAmazinGreat June 4, 2007

nonce slober

Someone (mainly slutty girls in school) who enjoys slobbering on the nobs of adults.

Did you hear that Karen is a nonce slober. Apparently she sucked 20 men's nobs.

by England Undead1 July 11, 2019

slobberchop

The act of licking the side of one's own hand and karate chopping someone across the face.

Jessica just slobberchoped him across the face!

by MK76 December 12, 2012

knob-slobberific

An adjective defining the feeling a man has after receiving an incredibly glorious blow-job, in which the woman usually swallows his load hungrily and smiles, maybe laughs or even giggles about the swallowage.

Can be used in other arenas as well, not just pertaining to 'post-B.J.' situations. Usually in reference to expectations of a chick or group of chicks by a group of guys in a bar or other venue where alcoholic beverages are purveyed.

Girl: 'Glug, glug, glug, slurp....smack'
Guy: 'Wow, babe, that was soooooo fuckin' knob-slobberific!'
Girl: 'For me too! Thanks for the protein-shake! Yummy and salty!'

Buddy #1: 'Those chicks look kinda knob-slobberific, bro!'
Buddy #2: 'Yeah, except for the chick with the pancake-tits and horse-teeth'
Buddy #3: 'Soooo right, man, those teeth could grate cheese'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

Sloober

An uber female slut. Usually random strange that is brought home from a bar to have sex with. Never expected to stick around for breakfast the next day. Can be called upon at any given night to come over for sex but remembering her name is never that important.

Women in New Jersey who will easily come home with military guys (sloober)

by Silver fox February 13, 2014

slobberknocker

big punch

you got knocked the fuck out

by kayleigh March 21, 2003

slowbert

One who is of the sloth nature: slow in any way, shape or form.

You're fucking late, slowbert!
You just now got the pun for cum? Hahaha slowbert...
You're such a slowbert in bed.

by A_Lil_Random February 8, 2005