Saharan Skiing Accident

When insufficient foreplay forces the man's member to skid dryly across a shaved nether region, resulting in rug burn.

Bro, I don't think she was too into me. We started fooling around, but she gave me a Saharan Skiing Accident. It's red as hell.

by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

Excited Skiier

When a sloot (male or female) pleasures 3 men by giving 2 handjobs and 1 blowjob simultaneously in a manner that makes the dual handjobs look similar to using ski poles

After our snowboard lesson our instructor performed an EXCITED SKIIER on me and my 2 bros.

by Pudblumpkin July 21, 2025

Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.

Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

by envenom July 2, 2019

Cross Country skiing

Furiously wanking two gentleman at the sametime.

Last night I went Cross Country skiing with the boys.

by Cross country boi August 31, 2019

sand water skiing

Angel’s fantasy

Sand water skiing is the act of getting pulled while water skiing on sand

by Litnfit April 28, 2024

on-sand water skiing

Used as a phrase to show interest in having sex on the beach.

“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”

“Do you want to go on-sand water skiing with me next week?”
“I’d love to but I need to get tested first!”

by Litnfit April 28, 2024