Someone who can`t skate and looks like they are walking around the ice on their ankles. Usually short on athletic skills.
by Robsy21 December 22, 2008

a person who skateboards. usually wears baggy jeans and hoodies with makes such as vans, element, volcom, hurley four star and stuff like that. also wears skateshoes. people think skaters are like chavs but this is of course wrong, they also think that skaters hate authority, this is also wrong, we hate authority who tell us to stop skating for no apparent reason. skaters also speak a different language known as skater slang which compromises of words such as: "sick"--"gnarly"--"stoked" other stuff like that and the names of tricks, obstacles and parts of a board. and listen to bands which fit into the genre of skate-punk or post-hardcore.
skateboarding is not a crime!!!
skateboarding is not a crime!!!
skater 1: dude, i was trying to tre flip that 6 set but i binned myself pretty badly
skater 2: dude, that sucks, did you damage your setup much?
skater 1: yeah, the kingpin bent out of place, some of the griptape rubbed off and it took one of the layers off the nose
skater 2: at least you didnt snap your truck off, thats what happened to mine last week trying to kickflip feeble a knee high ledge.
skater 2: dude, that sucks, did you damage your setup much?
skater 1: yeah, the kingpin bent out of place, some of the griptape rubbed off and it took one of the layers off the nose
skater 2: at least you didnt snap your truck off, thats what happened to mine last week trying to kickflip feeble a knee high ledge.
by rodneymullenisgodendofstory May 11, 2010

by Cracka_Joke3 March 27, 2005

A lifestyle that involves being dirty, not caring, and skateboarding. Usually found traveling in groups of 4-5. Often seen wearing various bandannas, thrashed skate shoes, and haggard ass clothing. More than likely they have long hair.
by D-mec September 6, 2008

by itolduso December 28, 2004

An idiotic boy who enjoys activities such as skateboarding. They are usually very self-centered and like to shout "Dude that was fat!" every time someone does a cool stunt on their skateboard.
Queston: How many staker boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: Four. One to screw in the lightbulb, two to video tape it at different angles, and one to say "Dude that was fat!!!"
Answer: Four. One to screw in the lightbulb, two to video tape it at different angles, and one to say "Dude that was fat!!!"
by weirdgirl June 14, 2003

by Ya boy cheese October 18, 2020
