both sides of Christmas

To give AND to receive or the other way of around...
to receive AND to give. Usually about fellatio and cunnilingus.

"So you got head?"
"Yeah, both sides of Christmas!"
"So, did she like it, too?"

by Hehehehehe I'm naughty December 19, 2007

Jack sides

Normally a guy who will fall in love with Eliza’s and make her chase him then she falls out of love and goes for rusty and Louis and she once liked brock redden but now she hates him

“Who’s that guy over there” “oh that’s jack sides too bad we can’t have him his got his eyes on lil Brando”

by Lil grasp June 11, 2019

Playing on both sides

Having anal sex along with regular f*cking, similar to DP

"Jim, I hate playing on both sides, it really hurts."

by Gimothy May 3, 2018

Siesta Latvia

When life comes at you quick and you can't be bothered to speak French

"Aw man I fucked up my car"
"Siesta Latvia mate..."

by Big Boi Loi December 9, 2019

Buttering both sides of the bread

To go much harder than is necessary. Worthless overachievment.

"Aww man, I studied for three hours and the test turned out to be easy! I really buttered both sides of the bread on this one."

"Dude last night I took ten viagra before fucking my girlfriend!"
"Woah man, why you always gotta be buttering both sides of the bread?"

by John Handcock1234 December 12, 2012

Sideshow

A show performed by some gay ass mofos from the gay yay area thinking they hard by actin all hyphy hyphy hyphy. These fools think they're hard core thugs but they the wackest, lamest, dumb mofos that think the world revolves around them. Someone needs to give them a clue and tell them to get out of their lame ass ghetto and quit fukin with other's properties. No respect, no dignity, these are some sad ass wankstas who think that fuckin with people's rides is "gangsta"!

yo, we fucked up an Escalade in yesterday's sideshow, yadadadadadamean, we real hyphy hyphy hyphy, we real thugs now!

by declassified January 26, 2007

jesus saves, but satan rocks

the essence of goodness is obedience, moral rectitude, moderation, whereas the essence of "evil" is rebellion, and thus "fun," or "coolness."

dude, i know that jesus saves, but satan rocks!

by memorybabe September 11, 2011