National simp for Maleah day

May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special

Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?

Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick

by KSPJOF1117 November 28, 2020

JM Simp

The JM Simp is a sub-species of mother fucker, as he is a major simp, and the opposite of an anime protagonist chad. He thinks that he pulls, but the only time that a girl has interacted with him was giving him a baked muffin in the kitchen (where women belong).

Did you hear? That JM Simp was found outside of Camberwell High School accepting a baked muffin from a stupid woman!

by Non-Josh Gezzley Enjoyer August 18, 2022

A max tier simp

Someone who is absolutely obsessed with a person(commonly a female) that they would blow their whole paycheck and go without food for a month to please the female.
Anyone who with the following names most likely are a max tier simp:

-Justin

-Tristin

-Tyler

-Blake
-Jake
-Max
-Bartholomew (keep in eye on this one🤏👆)

Ex- Bartholomew, a max tier simp, spent six full hours doing Brittney’s homework and all he got was a simple “thanks”.

by TheManHidingInYourCloset February 8, 2020

Ashlee Simpson

To lipsync on SNL, proceed to get caught when someone played the wrong track, your band catches on and starts playing that track when you were supposed to be playing another track. aka to suck cock.

wow I suck so much ill just lipsync

by Kevo October 24, 2004

Maggie Simpson

A intellegent 1 year old who sucks on a pacifier 24/7,has shot at least 5 people,and has had the first Godfather movie told out to her by Moe

"Maggie shot Mr. Burns again!"

by Ashley L January 17, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

A worthless poser who can't face the fact that she isn't PUNK. She's a fucking blonde bimbo who thinks she's punk by wearing dark clothing and colouring her hair.

Ashlee: I'm a slut! Yay!

by Kamziee December 22, 2004

ashlee simpson

A stupid, ugly, talentless, wanna-be punk rock singer. She finally got a nose-job to get rid of that ugly-ass harlequin-like nose she had on her face. She can't sing for shit, and blames it on "acid reflux". No, it's much simpler than that... LACK OF TALENT. She thinks she is hardcore by starting shit with employees at McDonald's, and think's she's wild because she makes stupid music videos in which she throws paper cups at people. Throw one at me Ashlee, I dare you.

Ashlee Simpson looks like a dog's crusty vagina. (Not that I know what that looks like, but Ashlee Simpson can't be that far off, if not worse)

by Zeebo the Barber November 3, 2006