Sideways Federer

A move playing tennis, even though it sounds dirty.

Dude, don't try to do a sideways federer; it's too hard.

by cbtennis98 April 27, 2013

mexican sideways taco

A spanish girls vagina

Im hungry for some Mexican sideways taco

by Squirtsalot October 6, 2015

Sideways merchant

Someone that takes pictures with their face at more than a 45 degree angle.

Did you see Olly's selfie? He really is a sideways merchant isn't he!

by XxSniperAssassin27xX April 26, 2023

Sideways Bullshit

Such utter bullshit, it needs to be turned sideways.

John: My mom doesn't wanna fuck you.

Bill: That's some sideways bullshit!

by Jesterr___ March 18, 2022

Sideways Pornytail

It's a sex position where a guy fucks you in the ear until his penis is stuck in her ear. He lets go and let's his dick hang like a sideways ponytail

I tried to give my girlfriend a sideways Pornytail but my dick was to small and it just fell out of her ear

by Horny pony March 27, 2015

sideways slanteye

yet another term for a vagina , generally an ausrtalian term

im going home to poke me missus in the sideways slanteye

by bvvvvt February 3, 2012

sideways tall

Fat, rotund, big-boned, portly

Nathan: I'm getting fat as fuck.
Drayton: Nah man, you're not fat, your just sideways tall.

by Haluci-N8 July 20, 2018