drink yourself sideways

Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.

1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”

2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.

by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023

Cut the meat sideways

Wasting time doing a useless task.

Don’t cut the meat sideways and get your work done.

by JimmyDaWordsmith July 26, 2021

sideways tall

Fat, rotund, big-boned, portly

Nathan: I'm getting fat as fuck.
Drayton: Nah man, you're not fat, your just sideways tall.

by Haluci-N8 July 20, 2018

Sideways

The act of being high on x3 drugs that leave you not up not down .. Sideways

I dont like to be to high to low i like to be sideways

by Wordoffender June 4, 2018

Sideways Mumbo

Dancing sideways. The girl is usually facing towards the ceiling and the male the floor. This in no way means sex.

I heard Billie and Sarah were doing the Sideways Mumbo the other day!

by NHP5000 August 27, 2009

Sideways Geyser

When you're drinking a liquid, someone tells a hilarious joke and you spit out all of the said liquid.

Timmy: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?

*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!

by Original Defining November 30, 2016

The Sideways Monster

When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger

"The Sideways Monster has struck again"

by Sollarr January 30, 2018