Drinking so much alcohol that you can no longer stand properly and are stumbling and leaning to the side like a zombie. You couldn’t hide this level of intoxication if you tried, and it’s only a matter of time before you fall over and hurt yourself.
1. “I really want you to come to this party, but please don’t drink yourself sideways this time.”
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
2. Eddie drank himself sideways last Tuesday and didn’t realize the cashier denied the sale for more beer. He just stood there.
by Dr. Sigh October 19, 2023
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Get the Sidewaysmug. Dancing sideways. The girl is usually facing towards the ceiling and the male the floor. This in no way means sex.
by NHP5000 August 27, 2009
Get the Sideways Mumbomug. When you're drinking a liquid, someone tells a hilarious joke and you spit out all of the said liquid.
Timmy: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?
*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!
Joey: I don't know Timmy. Why?
*Joey proceeds to sip his water*
Timmy: Because everybody who can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.
Joey: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!....
*Water shoots everywhere*
The Next Day....
Timmy: Joey totally pulled a sideways geyser at the party yesterday!
Carl: No way!
by Original Defining November 30, 2016
Get the Sideways Geysermug. When you take a shit and it ends up sideways in the toilet and it won't flush so you have to attack it with a toilet plunger
by Sollarr January 30, 2018
Get the The Sideways Monstermug.