Schmeatwich

A footlong sub made of almost every meat and cheese found at Subway.

The Schmeatwich does not contain tuna. That would be gross.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022

Shmea

A word used to describe someone that smells like shit, gets no bitches, has a uncircumcised 2 inch dick, has blackheads the size of dimes, wears the same clothes everyday, has no friends, sends pictures with ketchup on his dick, greasy haired, speech impediment having, cellulite ridden, lice in the hair, teeth looks like a box full of cracker jack, ass breath, sweaty mother fucker

Dude 1: yo let’s go talk to that fat kid, he seems lonely and smelly

Dude 2: NOO! DONT GO NEAR SHMEA OR YOUR NOSE HAIRS WILL SINGE FROM THE STENCH OF HIM NOT SHOWING SINCE 3rd GRADE!!

by Louie Debolt May 20, 2022

Schmeatloaf

Schmeat - Meaning a chode or short stubby penis
Loaf - Meaning a loaf

Schmeatloaf - A loaf of chode

Jace: Hey homie whats ur dick like bro
Drew: Ngl man i got a bit of a schmeatloaf goin on

by Schmeatmeiser September 24, 2022

Shmeagle Deagle

For when Whifflatog is finally out of style

Person 1: Did you see the antics that whifflatog got up to?

Person 2: No way is Shmeagle Deagle still using that terminology to refer to that individual

by Gunzo Cheeky October 16, 2023

elder-shmelter

Opposite of cougar

Playboys are elder-shmelters

by jah-mez June 20, 2013

he sheath

A condom

He forgot his he sheath so no sex for him tonight.

by Jakeboy April 21, 2014

beef sheath

1. Your girlfriend

2. A vaginal cavity, in which you place your man sword.

1. I can't do poker night, I'm going to the opera with my beef sheath.

2. Last night I slayed some serious beef sheath.

by Macully Cockin September 6, 2016