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Rochester

Rochester, Michigan. It's the where drugs, sex and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic. Where you shop with celebrities at Somerset on weekends, walk Old Woodward and the streets of RHills. Where you've got sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals and the public schools that hate them all. Where the colors Brown and Gold known as stylish and kilts are a common accessory to the Championship football games due to the Highlander Pride. We live amongst Eminem and the infamous Detroit Pistons on the Billion Dollar Mile. Where there are more country clubs than fast food joints, and porche driving soccer moms pop their collars and no one cares about the West Coast (even though a winter home there is nice).

That's how we do it in Oakland County. The Real O.C.
Q: What is the coolest town in Oakland County, MI?
A: Rochester
by ROCgal July 20, 2008
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rochiesque

of or related to a rochie
Hooker tits is a rochiesque screen name.
by shark February 13, 2004
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Rocholds

Prone to outbursts of joyous rage expressed through corporeal spectacle and stubborn defiance of the guiding principles of our natural laws. One who acts inexplicably uninhibited for little or no reason.
"I saw that he was unwell. That night he was rocholds"
by Morton fish October 30, 2008
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rochester rug burn

The act of fucking a woman with a condom, covered in hot sauce.
Dereck's girlfriend pissed him off so badly, that later that night, he gave her a Rochester Rug Burn.
by Snoogins101 August 29, 2016
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rochdale cocktail

A cocktail created mid session, contains 1 part sprite/lemonade 1 part orange juice, the rest full proof vodka. Served up in a pint glass, garnished with a cocktail umberella and an E.
Girly I'm absolutley smoked. Knock us up a Rochdale cocktail.
by Smokeypredator March 18, 2017
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Rochnel

A person that chases there dreams and when they want something, they go get it
I am a Rochnel
by Rochnel October 24, 2017
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Rochester Henry

A sexual act in which you put a fish inside the girl and let it swim around. Then you do her with the fish in there.
"Yo, I just gave Rachel the hottest Rochester Henry, and it felt so fun."
by RochHen August 22, 2018
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