road sock

The sock you use for masturbation on long road trips by yourself.

"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"

by Xaxen October 10, 2007

from road

When somone is from da streets.

dat guy is a badman from road

by merc from y.k May 12, 2008

Road Jerk

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.

Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.

Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?

Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?

Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.

by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012

road princess

Someone who mods their Jeep/truck for off-roading with all the custom upgrades, lift, & light bars but it doesn’t have a scratch on it because they’ll never take it off the pavement. All for looks & ego. Fashion instead of function.

That guy looks like he’s got 100 grand put into that road princess. Too bad it’ll never see dirt.

by Perezosa December 12, 2017

River Road

the absolute best song from ZAYNS album, Nobody is Listening©️
this song is god like and everytime i listen to it i come a little

random: bro do you like ZAYN’s new album

y/n: yeah, the best song from it is River Road

random: yeah that and sweat

by simlishmar June 15, 2021

Road Rug

A dead animal that has been run over so many times that its flat shape resembles a rug.

Guy: Did you find my dog?
Neighbor: Yeah, but he’s a road rug now...

by Merkeddy January 19, 2018

road weasel

A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.

Did you see that guy just cut you off? What a road weasel!

by pokeyzard August 26, 2009