Having sex on the road, literally. Like she's lying on the pavement and he's going on all missionary.
by NorthHauk June 4, 2015
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Hall road is known as a disorganized pothole ridden road. It is well known for causing manic episodes of flat tires and road rage.
Though the official speed is 45 mph you are likely to be tailgated at 65 mph.
Hall road is known as a disorganized pothole ridden road. It is well known for causing manic episodes of flat tires and road rage.
Though the official speed is 45 mph you are likely to be tailgated at 65 mph.
by JakeXL April 8, 2017
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Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012
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by A55Finch July 3, 2009
Get the Road Penguin mug.A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.
by pokeyzard August 26, 2009
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The taxi cab cut-off three vehicles before merging into expressway traffic at a third of the speed of regular traffic flow causing an influx of traffic behind him. The resulting two hour traffic delay was attributed to Road Jihad.
by John Bigbootay November 27, 2009
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Girl #1: Dude, did you hear about the group of kids who got run over?
Boy #1: No. What happened?
Girl #1: They were playing ball in road.
Boy #1: No. What happened?
Girl #1: They were playing ball in road.
by phil knight August 24, 2006
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