"Dude, I hate the long drive to my parents place!"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"
"Why don't you just bring a road sock and spank it while you drive?"
by Xaxen October 10, 2007

by merc from y.k May 12, 2008

The act of masturbating with sandpaper. The grit is not important, but usually the lower the more hardcore you are.
Guy 1 - Dude I went to menards last night and posted up in the sandpaper aisle for at least 3 hours.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
Guy 2 - Ah, good old road jerk I assume?
Guy 1 - Why else would the crotch of my pants be stained red?
Guy 2 - Well I didn't want to be rude and point it, but ya I noticed it you sick fuck.
by Mr.Meatspin January 7, 2012

Someone who mods their Jeep/truck for off-roading with all the custom upgrades, lift, & light bars but it doesn’t have a scratch on it because they’ll never take it off the pavement. All for looks & ego. Fashion instead of function.
by Perezosa December 12, 2017

the absolute best song from ZAYNS album, Nobody is Listening©️
this song is god like and everytime i listen to it i come a little
this song is god like and everytime i listen to it i come a little
random: bro do you like ZAYN’s new album
y/n: yeah, the best song from it is River Road
random: yeah that and sweat
y/n: yeah, the best song from it is River Road
random: yeah that and sweat
by simlishmar June 15, 2021

by Merkeddy January 19, 2018

A person driving down the highway at a high rate of speed talking on their cell phone. Can see them peering quickly through their side mirror then darting in front of you while continuing their phone conversation.
by pokeyzard August 26, 2009
