river wang

When your penis shrinks due to cold temperature
Dang , I'm rocking river wang
by Jakko snappu April 18, 2016
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park river

Park River is a small town in North Eastern North Dakota. Park River is part of Walsh County, known as Booze County, so alcoholics are welcome. PR is about 10 miles away from the town of Grafton, a Mexican refugee camp, in which will satisfy all of your drug needs. Park River is home of the Aggies, where all sports are overrated. If you’re a rich prick and want your kids to grow up in a sheltered community, this town is just for you. Ever heard of our parks and dams, known as Homme Dam? If you haven’t, don’t feel bad, no one has, other than the fact that it’s known for its toxic algae. If you’re an early bird to bed, might wanna change that routine, there’s usually a couple of Yee Haw Hicks roaming around town either brapping their pipes or drifting every corner they can.
Park River is a town in North Eastern North Dakota
by Iykyk2506 November 25, 2019
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river folk

a lost soul, whom dwells near rivers/lakes. These mythical persons created out of the sledge of the saginaw river have grown in numbers the past decades. they are harmless, often have a strange odor to them, and wild beast-like hair.
Ahhhh, I'm sure that river folk could point me to the nearest river!
by 12121212113 August 22, 2010
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The river special

When you give the sped girl dong
“dang did u give that sped girl the river special?”
heck yeah i did boy”
by congobongo123 January 28, 2019
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Sophie rivers

a girl that has frequent intercourse with her brother
bradley rivers did his sister Sophie Rivers the other day
by steph middleditch March 03, 2022
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River jumping

to jump in to a river to cool oneself down on a hot day.
by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008
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Chalk River

Deep river's ballsack, well known for its greasy truck stop food, and trailer park trash.
Sentence: here's that shitty town chalk river we have to pass through to get to deep.

Person 2: we could always take the Wylie and smoke one
by 420canada February 26, 2016
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