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Rabbit Punch

Any blow to the back of the head, -preferably between the skull and first vertebrae, shaking the victim's brain and upper spinal cord equally, -in particular the Medulla Oblongata, or brain stem, -which does not regenerate-, permanently disabling basic motor and bodily functions, as well as possible brain and nerve damage to lobes of the brain dealing with sight, smell, taste, kidney function, hearing, and respiration.
By far, the most profound way to get even with someone, short of murder; on account it is: 1) easy to pull off, as the victim never sees anything coming, as well as, 2) deliberately aiming for that most tender spot in vertebrates, rendering it "unsportsmanlike", in athletic endeavor.
That accountant figured he could rob me of my 40 acre farm; so, one day, I rabbit punched him. Now he can't control his eyes or tongue... And, I got a one year suspended sentence!

The Rabbit Punch, makes all men equal with one beautiful move. So, remember to Love Thy Neighbor.
by skydog70 January 20, 2007
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Jizz Rabbit

Old clump of come with ingrown hairs.
Billy cleaned up the jizz rabbit from the corner in his bedroom.
by Stephiecakes May 9, 2003
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ribbitter

a person who looks like a frog but doesn’t know it
Andrew, who works at Taco Bell , is a ribbitter!!!!(barf)
by kingtrev🤤 March 4, 2019
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ribbit9

Ribbit9 is very cool and my moot on tiktok, she is good at making edits and is funny!!! Now go follow her . - ollieaxolotl
@ribbit9 is cool
by ollieaxolotl June 23, 2021
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rabbit lick

When someone is going down on a chick, but stops when they realise she has a stanky vag.
yo man, did you eat that hoe out?
nah, just a rabbit lick.
by bitch-jiz and hoessssz May 1, 2009
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rubbit

A rabbit, but said with an odd half-European accent so that it sounds like rubbit.
So there's a rubbit, and it wants to get across this river...
by NSpaceDog December 11, 2011
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Ribitchulous

Ribitchulous - adj. : A ridiculous bitch. A female who's bitchiness is so ridiculous it caused a new word to be created just to describe the insanity.
"Dude, last night my woman got pissed that I farted and while I was asleep she duct-taped me to the bed and shaved my junk with an epilator." "What?! Dayum, that ho is ribitchulous!"
by Britterz&Carmack December 4, 2013
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