knob rash

a rash found upon the penis, also an insult.

cripes, i have knob rash!
you, kind sir, arse a knob rash!

by Schweaty Minge July 3, 2003

Rash Stache

A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.

Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."

by Dick Shanary February 26, 2009

PASH RASH

a rash u get if u pash way 2 fuckin much

OH my god! Check out your pash rash, that is so wrong!

by CUT THE CHEESE December 13, 2004

boardshort rash

That really painful chaffing that you get often after a day at the beach, when sand gets caught between your thigh and your boardshorts

Beachgoer 1: Mate I have fuken boardshort rash again!
Beachgoer 2: Dude, you gotta stop waring boardshorts!

by Bulbo December 21, 2007

Rash wonton

Nothing to do with chinese food but whne u have nothing else to say and your in a croud of people and want to make yourself look "funny" yell it out at the top of your lungs.

"so max...what is up?"

"ummmmm...RASH WONTON"

by Hayze March 26, 2003

Batty Rash

A vaginal disease (STI) can usually always be placed in the catagory of "Batty Rash" Batty meaning vagina, and the rash meaning crabs / impatigo / herpes etc.

can also be used in facial rashes too like colesaws, being lead to believe oral sex has being performed on a Rashed Batty spreading to the face.

Dan: "Liam whats that on your arm?"
Liam: "Oh i have excema on it mate."
Dan: "Looks like youve been fisting a lass with Batty Rash"
Liam: "cheers pal"

by meaty-crease May 11, 2011

Dog Rash

From the language coined at Staffordshire University; A word to describe something negative, replaces usual swear words with something more acceptable in public while remaining somewhat strange yet usable.

Person 1: Man, I've got an exam tomorrow for 3 hours

Person 2: Dude that's total dog rash

by saucehair March 28, 2011