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Ralph Óene

French Actor, there is no exact date of birth known but rare interviews with the shy artists hint on him being born in the early 80s to the sound of Duran Duran´s "She´s a Maniac".
He debuted in the late 90s in french and portugese telenovelas in which he often acted as a young male with a dark, mystical side. According to many yellow press articles on his person it was him, who then decided to pioneer in the upcoming french coming out of age movie scence that focuses on ridiculous stories with a serious background, famous movies as "Meet The Lemures" feature Óene as a young lemure that has lost his parents and therefore decides to become a giraffe with all consequences that are implied. Spielberg himself, Cameron and Michael Bay have already tried to contact Òene for sequals on their famous movies like e.g. "Schindler´s List", "Titanic 3" and Transformers - Before We Were Bots (a prequel to the Transfomer Universe that will be screeened in 2018), but since the actors identity remains a mystery - he lives somewhere in the french alps - this might take time to be realised in future.
His world famous, extraordinary lifestyle has created the meme "To have an Òene", which can be loosely translated into "to take a time out for sth."
"Mom, Dad, I have decided to have an Ralph Óene since the study was so hard."

"I have decided to have Michael Jordan Ralph Óene, since his latest game performance was really weak."
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The Thomas Ralph

The act of having intercourse with your partner, while wearing nothing but a blue Velcro watch.
“I’m feeling frisky tonight, can we try The Thomas Ralph?”
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ralph hall

Noun. Pronounced RAFE-HALL. A dude that owns enough VHS movies to build a hut out of them to live in.
Yo, this second-hand store has enough VHS movies to be a ralph hall!
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Ralph

The guy with the biggest dick and alpha so dont fuck with him
Dude ralph beat the shit outta me and fucked my girlfriend
by Big penis magee February 28, 2019
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Ralph

An adorable giraffe possessing illegal levels of sweetness.
Eyo what dat Ralph doin'?
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Ralph Fact

A fact that may or may not be useless, but a person named Ralph knows it and it's a very Ralphy fact.
Ralph:"Yo wuz good man did you know pee is stored in the ballzzz???"

Person:"Eyyy man I didn't know that, that's a dope ass Ralph fact!"

Ralph:"Hellz yeah man plus my wife left me"
by MC Shrivel Ball May 30, 2021
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Ralph

The best person to ever exist. Also used in a saying to show how impressive and cool someone is
He's such a Ralph
by thedodgerisartful March 10, 2022
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