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Monster Rancher

by big mike the man October 31, 2003
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Ranch

Verb: To shoot a hot creamy load onto your partner's bung hole, and then toss the salad.
Wow, That freak Tony Ranched his girlfriend's mom. I'm gonna be sick!
by mailmanjoe May 31, 2005
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rinchin

A little guy with an attitude.
My name is Rinchin--don't make me break my foot off in your butt!
by Auntie April 30, 2005
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Ranchably Dippable

A food that has a unique ability to become more delicious when dipped in ranch. i.e. pizza, buffalo wings, etc...
I have a craving for some ranchably dippable food, lets order a pizza.
by Roqy672 October 25, 2009
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ass rancher

a. one who ranches asses
b. jolly ranchers that have been sat on by one's own ass
a. The field of ass ranching is a very profitable one.

b. One day I wasn't paying attention and sat my ass on a jolly rancher. Now it's an ass rancher.
by snibey September 7, 2011
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Madera Ranchos

A small town in between Fresno and Madera sometimes referred to as "The Chos". Basically everyone knows each other so rumors/gossip spread at lightening speed. Most kids complain about how they can't wait to get out of the Ranchos only to miss it when they leave. There isn't much to do except to T.P. your friends house, go mud bogging in an empty lot or field somewhere or take the 10 minute drive into Fresno. All in all it's a pretty sweet place to live and the people there are, for the most part, good people.
Person A "Yeah, I'm from the Madera Ranchos"
Person B "Whats that?"
Person A "Ugh.. its in between Madera and Fresno."
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"We went to TP Larry's house last night but we woke up his dad so called the sheriff, came out with his shotgun and they both chased us around the Chos all night!"
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Person A "Did you hear Matt had sex with John's mom?"
Person B "Yeah, I've heard that from 5 different people already."
Person A "But that just happened an hour ago!"
Person B "That's the Chos for ya"
by chrisophjonson March 26, 2011
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Cool Ranch Doritos

Quite possibly the greatest snack food of all time. You may start with a whole bag, but after a movie or just browsing the internet, you may find the bag nearly empty.
Guy: Hey what'cha got there?

Girl: Oh, just some Cool Ranch Doritos

Guy: Holy shit, those things are amazing, give me some!

Girl: No way, get your own!
by prawnt July 6, 2010
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