Ruben Gardner

A person who is so frickin' lazy and just stays home all the time. He's a terrible driver. Expect him to only play El Sonodito.

Dude stop being a Ruben Gardner your driving sucks!

by kyle4269 October 29, 2019

Ruben

Usually a good ans handsome guy, but if you say his name fast enough, you will sound like an angry frog.

-I just heard Ruben is coming to the party
-Damn, go hide all the hoes

by anonymous December 15, 2020

Ruben

A guy who plays to mutch Valorant.

Look at him, you can se it's a Ruben.

by Pellitovitch February 7, 2022

Rubene

A obese russian teacher.

The house is leening to one side Rubene must be there.

by Nib44 October 11, 2021

Rubene

A obese russian teacher

The house is leening to the right side, Rubene must be there.

by Nib44 October 11, 2021

Ruben Papichups

A person who is the "king of breaking the seal" .

"Hey did you see that son of a Ruben Papichups?" "Yeah, I saw her! She used the bathrook 6 times in 1 hour !"

"Yeah, she is such a Ruben Papichups...always breaking the seal and clogging the toilets".

by 저슽 me August 30, 2021

Ruben

Biggest weakfoot in school

Ruben has a worse weakfoot than Jay

by goattttttttttttttttttttttttttt June 9, 2021