Retarded Nut

The Retarded Nut is when you get a nut off for the first time after a week or weeks of not getting a nut. The effects are it feeling so good that you become crippled with retardation afterwards.

Tyler isn't the same after weeks of no sex ended with his girlfriend inducing him with the Retarded Nut

by Shaka G April 27, 2009

retarded units

The imperial system...

The retarded units are still used in americas.

by Hebrewsexcabin January 2, 2017

retarded fish

why did you look this up

"Oi, that's one retarded fish you got there, mate"

by Heavy & Ze Medic February 7, 2018

Retarded Penquin

When you sneak up behind a retarded person and pull his pants down around his ankles and yell "ICE CREAM!!"..... in his excitement He begins running aimlessly .....however due to the fact that his pants are around his ankles he instead waddles around much like a retarded penquin would

"Hey tom lets go follow those kids that just got off the short bus and pull a couple retarded penquins on them "

by Super jo jo and friends June 27, 2016

Retarded Nigger

A nigger that is retarded .

That black dude just tried to stole my bike and he fell halfway .
Lol , what a retarded nigger .

by RetarderusNiggerus October 17, 2018

Retarded asshole

A person who is mentality not all there and is a jerk or doesn't care how their actions affect people.

"John stole my homework and ripped it up."
"What a retarded asshole."

by Diamond V June 6, 2018

Retarded High

the state of being so high on marijuana that you have little to no control over your bodily movements.

That was an insane bong rip, I am retarded high! I can't even feel my legs!

by SeanZ32 April 4, 2010