quimper

1. quimper ( n ): a whiny noise made by the vagina. closely related to the minge burp. sounds like a fridge door opening but squeekier.

2. quimper ( n ): a piece of clothing so badly knitted it looks like it was made by a blind person with no hands.

1. i was going down on her when suddenly she quimpered in my face.

2. shit, that top nan made for me for xmas is a proper quimper

by JoeStBlaBlaBla April 18, 2006

quismoiss

The receiving of sexual intercourse from a partner who is a African American. Normally in the form of sperm being spread across the female body.

I’ll be home for quismoiss.

by PHD Webster November 19, 2022

Quimp

A mixture between a queer, and a gimp.
It's basically a queer gimp.
It originated when I was playing CS:CZ, I accidentally said quimp when I was raped by a n00b scout whore on scoutknivez_cz, during the middle of a knife round. The word's stuck ever since.

"OMFG IT'S A KNIFE ROUND YOU QUIMP!"
"YOU TKING QUIMP!"
"Dude, look at that quimp over there, the one with the pink mohekan."
"Your dad's a quimp."

by Codge August 20, 2004

Quimby

A person who sucks farts out of a dead chickens ass

Emerson is a fucking quimby.

by Justin Mothering September 22, 2009

quim dingleberry

kendall (my bestfriend) a.k.a k-fag

i like to hangout with quim dingleberry because she makes me laugh.

by RACHEL, r-fag October 24, 2008

Quim

That part of the female genitalia where the sun don't shine. Also the name of a cunning rock band in Sydney, Australia, dedicated to the discovery and exploration of dark spaces.

Doctor: How the heck did you get sunburnt down there?
Female patient: I was at a 'Mighty Quim' concert.

by BonzoB May 23, 2011

quimbeldon

A sport in which no one cares what the score is they just want to watch the babes jiggle!

wimbeldon, more like quimbeldon with babes like that running around.

by Barry Hennett May 13, 2008