Stupid Question

Sometimes, Usually, Always asked by a small fella surnamed ‘Middleton’ and is quite often a question that could be answered by a foetus.

I know you said dinner time, and you’re sick of stupid questions; but can you numerically clarify what you mean?

by Meadowschad March 05, 2021

doomsday question

A question that cannot be answered without lying, or changing the subject to avoid an undesired effect.

This is commonly done in an argument or disagreement when they think doing so will make a point. It will only make a point to gullible morons.

Normal Person: The kicker is important in a football game.

Douchebag: Is he as important as the quarterback? (doomsday question)

Normal Person: (shakes head and sighs) What do you think...

Douchebag: I asked you not me

Normal Person: (depressed) No...

Douchebag: Exactly so you were wrong. The quarterback is much more important.

Normal Person: Did I say the kicker was more important than the quarterback?

Douchebag: So the kicker is more important? (doomsday question #2)

by Optical_Epilepsy June 28, 2011

Question fart

When you fart but ask a question to cover up the noise of said fart

Guy 1: do you smell that?
Guy 2: yeah Gary totally just used a question fart

by April Boulevard February 19, 2016

question mark

An oddly shaped penis, as distinguishable by its question mark shape.

I heard that kid has a funky question mark.

by Paccali November 13, 2002

$64,000 question

what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk?

john looked at his erection and asked himself the $64,000 question. -he didn't have a very long line of people waiting to 'take him off'.........

by michael foolsley December 05, 2009

Retarded question

A question that should be so obvious you just seem retarded after you ask it. Or any question that is common sense and you ask the question anyway.

Retarded question example “does the Grand Canyon have water at the bottom”

by Mynameismichealmyers October 16, 2021

question offended

refers to some1 who gets offended when asked something not worth getting mad about.

person 1: hey, how are you 2day?

person 2: (rude tone) how do you think i am.

person 1: leaves, sees his neighboor "person 2 is so question offended"

by tennis4356 August 29, 2011