queef sandwich

When two women straddle a mans erect penis and proceed to queef simultaniously. Sucks for him.

Dude my girlfriend and her mom gave me the raunchiest queef sandwich last night, all day people have been asking me if I went fishing.

by Super Duper Cock Muffin November 19, 2006

Queef

The noise a girls vagina makes after getting repeatedly pounded by a dick.

Cauldwell's mom queefed so lound yesterday after i banged the shit out of her.

Did you hear that queef yesterday? It sounded like someone ripped ass.

by Cauldwell's mom May 26, 2009

queef job (QJ)

A queef job or QJ is when a man has his face so close to a trollop's axe wound that when she queefs his hair gets blown back and a waft of mist hits his forhead.

I'm not certain how Mona got all that air in her twat but when I went down for a closer look, the queef job (QJ) she gave me blew my mind!!

by Tex Texington February 5, 2010

queaf

A suculent, hurricane-like blast hailing from the vaginal area.

Lucille, that's the loudest queaf I've ever heard!

by kellen bellen watermelon November 19, 2003

Queef Hunter

a person who wears (usually unstylish) windbreaker jackers

take off that jacket, you look like such a queef hunter!

by irisclaire January 4, 2008

queef queen

when your working out with your friend & she totally queefs. aka vagina fart princess.

Maddie: did you just queef?
Brianna: Uhh..Yea
Maddie: shit, that was loud. lmao
Brianna: Its all the stretching I swear..
Maddie: Dude your a queef queen

by Hotpocketprincess March 15, 2010

Sphincter Queef

after cumming in a girls ass she turns around and farts it on your face.

'is that my cum that just shot out of your ass and landed on my face'

'is that the reason my face has been so soft and clear lately'

'is this shit on my face or is it sphincter queef'

by big booty lezzys July 12, 2009