quarantine

quarantine is hell but keeps us safe 😔

bro quarantine is fr hell

by weirdpersun1256 April 5, 2020

quarantine ale

The beer you stock up on and drink while under quarantine.

The government is recommending people stay in their house for the next 72 hours... I better stock up on some quarantine ale!

by Coopers2013 March 15, 2020

Quarantineceañera

Noun. When you don’t care because you’re off work and throw a party/have a friend gathering when federal isolation and quarantine are recommended. Such as during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2019-2020.

Used in a group text:
“Coronavirus! It’s here. No work until April. Everything is shut down except the bars.”
“I know I’m off too. Let’s have a quarantineceañera tomorrow. Everyone come over/lets go out. I don’t care if I get sick.”

by pantstime March 16, 2020

Quarantine kickback

When as a result of quarantine due to the Coronavirus outbreak you have to FaceTime with your friends to smoke “together”.

Bro 1:Yo you tryna have a kickback?

Bro 2:Bro we’re quarantined what should we do?

Bro 1:Brooo! Let’s have a quarantine kickback!

Bro 2: faxxx call all the homies on FaceTime or any other video chatting services.

by Mega$toner420 March 17, 2020

Quarantine Pussy

A female who’s attractive enough , that you would not mind being stuck with her at the house for a long period of time.

Dude that girl is so hot, she defiantly has that quarantine pussy.

by Zephyrhillspapi March 18, 2020

quarantophobia

Fear of being forced to be quarantined due to a global pandemic.

Fear of extended general lock-down that affect otherwise (physically) healthy people.

I have quarantophobia. I hope the government does not issue another pandemic related lockdown this fall!

by DuskyMan May 4, 2020

quarantophile

A person who loves government mandated quarantine due to a global pandemic.

Mark is a quarantophile; the recluse that he is, it gives him yet another reason to pack up, leave the city, and go live in his isolated cabin up state.

by DuskyMan May 4, 2020