quaffle

the main ball used in a quidditch match. the quaffle is thrown through a hoop and is worth 20 points.

Ryan threw the quaffle by Kurt repeatedly until Louise flashed Ryan

by Rdiesal March 11, 2005

Quaf

to watch QAF (Queer As Folf) extensively, to the point in which you do not believe you can be aroused to a higher extent.

Brooke- Hey Jess, ready to quaf tonight?
Jess- Brooke, when im a NOT ready to quaf?

by brookalicioussss December 14, 2008

Quiff

noun.
An old, creepy man, usually 50+ years, who smells women's bicycle seats in the middle of the summer.

*Snort* Ahhh!

Dude, did that quiff just smell that chick's bicycle seat!?

by ApolloTloc March 18, 2008

qwaff

Too fcuk
Pronounced Frenetically (Qwaff)

"I really need a qwaff"
or
"I Qwaffed that yattie last night"
or
"Did you Qwaffe Pamela Shadman?"
or
Sorry i didn't answer the phone when you called i was Qwaffing my Yattie!"

by Str33t May 27, 2005

quiff

a vaginal expulsion of gas often smelly

i was fuckin dis ho and she quiff'ed. damn it stank

by Psymonos March 24, 2003

quiff

A release of air from a lady.

Often occurs during doggy style intercourse, or if she is laughing or coughing.

Not to be confused with flatulence, because ladies never do that.

PPFFFFFFT*reverb*T. oh.. Oh.. Yeah!!

Don't mention anything. The quiff never happened.

by fides July 24, 2008

quaficers

A slang word used for officers, also good for the game A to Z. Nice way to piss of officers.

Quaficer may I help you?
What?
Quaficer
What the fuck!
What Quaficer?

quaficers may I help you?
What?
Quaficers
What the fuck!
What Quaficers?

by henry ametti January 25, 2009