A type of English an someone uses that is extremely and unnecessary verbose, lengthy and metaphorical in relation to the actual content of the speech in order to appear more intelligent, of higher class or to hide it's message.
Person: ...Momentary phenomena distort through frantic and repetitive practice as the spatial derivative threshold exuberates ...
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
You: Dude did you graduate in Quantum English or something??
by fakafmafaka April 11, 2019

Quantumism, also Quanticism is an ideology that supports the evolution of humanity by the development of quantum mechanics and quantum technologies, it supports the development of technologies that would enable the full control of quantum mechanics and quantum properties of matter and fully enable humanity to use of quantum mechanics in order to accomplish the main transhumanist and soulist goals and completely evolve into quantum beings and quantum lifeforms since they would be enable to have full control of quantum mechanics and its own properties as well. Quantumism is also referred as quantum transhumanism and as quantum soulism sometimes, since it's a form of transhumanism and soulism focused on quantum mechanics and the development of technologies based on quantum mechanics in order to enable humanity to become immortal and overcome the laws of physics and matter as well.
"Quantumism is an unconventional form of transhumanism and soulism but still a really great idea that might help transhumanism and soulism a lot in the future such as post-spacetimeism and spiritualicism as well."
by Full Monteirism June 5, 2021

to Quantum/ Quantumed/ Quantuming is when someone is breaking every rule/guideline possible in a given place and the people in charge claim he is doing nothing wrong.
Named after Quantum TV doing just that on Youtube and The Act Man who called him out to be silenced for technicalities/arbitrary reasons #JusticeForActMan
Named after Quantum TV doing just that on Youtube and The Act Man who called him out to be silenced for technicalities/arbitrary reasons #JusticeForActMan
My Friend Jack told me about a Quantuming story he had where he went to a McDonald's when he's full on naked yelling obscenities' and the manager came out to say to the complainers that Jack is doing nothing wrong and for everyone to carry on eating their big mac, dude Jack Quantumed out so hard that day.
by Sir Arkay June 12, 2022

by Derpface mcgee April 2, 2018

Jenny was in its quantum non-binary state unknown to others until Jenny was measured . Turns out Jenny has a quantum penis now.
by Redman May 12, 2024

by anonymous December 26, 2023

Q: "What is your most useless skill?"
A: "Kindness."
That's either the most earnest or the most malevolent thing I have ever heard, it could go any way, like some kind of "quantum entendre."
A: "Kindness."
That's either the most earnest or the most malevolent thing I have ever heard, it could go any way, like some kind of "quantum entendre."
by supersecretidentity May 20, 2022
