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pure cancer

An expression that's used when something is extremely cringey or not acceptable to have an existence. This term is mostly overused because of some angsty white teens trying to be chill.
Correct use:

"musical.ly is the pure cancer of the world."
Or:
"This post on Instagram is so shitty that it could cause pure cancer."

Incorrect use:

"My mom has got pure cancer and now she's been brought to the hospital for research."
by The very real Kim Jung Un October 16, 2017
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pure bliss

The descriptive coloquial name that refers to the highly esteemed beverage, xxxx bitter. It is the key component of a bog run, and is frequently the foundation of boisterous activity.
375ml of pure bliss. Where else can you find bliss in such a manageable size?
by Whipeter December 11, 2007
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pure evil

Clash of clans:
By far the most evil, mean, cold and heartless people who before resource storages were immune to spell damage in clash of clans would wait until your shield drops...then arrives at your base...drops up to 5 lightning spells, destroying your dark elixir, taking it all then leaving without so much as giving you a shield...you still get trophies though :) But when you were 1000 dark elixir away from upgrading your barbarian king and suddenly you lost 7000 more...
Someone raided my base yesterday and dropped 5 lightning spells on my dark elixir storage...what pure evil
by Stevenvival May 12, 2018
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pure pwnage

Pwnage in the raw.(can be compared to porridge). A substance that magically appears while the body slows down(like during sleeping). similar to the tooth fairy, Pure pwnage comes and takes away a bit of n00b that resides in that person. If pwnage is caught, the pwn fairy is forced to give you pwnage for later use.
june: I caught the pwn fairy lasy night.
july: Cus you lost to a loser!? what a noob!
July after pwnage: Care for a cup of tea, my dear June?
June:so thats the power of pure pwnage...
by Porkbun313 January 10, 2008
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pure class

A saying people use to describe themselves, when they are, in fact, the opposite of what class truly is.
Michael says to friends: I am pure class.
by BAba July 25, 2012
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irie-pure

in a perpetual & birth right state of blessed goodness all-ways
I love my brothers & sisters, y'all angels are irie-pure
by blissdluvallways October 23, 2011
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Pure Poverty

A radical communist revolutionary hell bent on the destruction of the west and the rise of China.
When someone says they hate the USA they could be referred to as "Pure Poverty"
by datfaxmachine November 21, 2020
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