Happy Prom

A phrase used to describe an uncomfortable/awkward situation. (Must be said loud enough so everyone can hear you and must be said TOTALLY exaggerated.)

"HAAAAAPPPPYYY PROOOOOM!"

If something is REALLY awkward you may inject FUCKING between Happy and Prom which would be...

HAAAAAPPPY FUCKING PROOOM

This refers to the fact that High School Prom was/is the most awkward experience of anyones high school career and will leave you with scars/memories you will never forget.

Happy Prom:
"Oh sorry I didn't mean to walk in on you while you were taking a shit.....HAAAAPPPPYY PRRROOOMM!

OR

"Congratulations on your pregnancy!"

"Im not pregnant"

"Oh...sorry......HAAAPPPY FUUUUCKKING PROOOOMM!"

by OOOHHHSHOOT! January 15, 2010

promasturationfantasmogationarinery

Pronounced
Pro-masturbation-fan-tas-mo-gation-air-ner-e

It means you proudly masturbate in the interest it makes your hole life fantastic and it motivates your daily needs of more fun and fresh air.

I am a promasturationfantasmogationarinery sort of person.

by Pez` March 30, 2005

proma

Drama caused by or pertaining to the planning of prom, the people in a prom group, the prom dance itself, or the prom after party. Pretty much any drama caused by prom

"Dude its prom season. There's bound to be some proma coming our way."

by adsmith2099 May 14, 2009

promatic

"It's not a real word. Promatic. But it could be if you use it in conversation. So do that." - adult swim

So expect the bumps to be more promatic tonight.

by Bri Handy September 21, 2005

Portmanbro

A word spawned by combining "bro" with another word, the end result leaving both words separately identifiable without severely altering the sound of either.

brogramming, broatmeal, broblerone, crossbro, Rambro, broverruled, Nintenbro, bromatose, broverdose, Broverfield, Cambrodia, bromance, bromosexual, brocialism, portmanbro

by Broam Chomsky August 22, 2009

Prom

A formal dance. A girls dream. Best dance of the year.

Jacey will you go to prom with me? :)

by jakecampbell January 10, 2012

portmanteautaled

When your vehicle is damaged beyond repair as a result of wrecking it while trying to drive and text newly created words at the same time.

While driving and trying to use his iPhone to update his Facebook status to share the clever new word he came up with, Kenneth wrecked his car and portmanteautaled it.

by nachocylinder December 11, 2010