Proper Tom james

A boy who thinks he is a man and enjoys getting people sacked.

You’re a proper Tom James you!

by LCP84 November 13, 2021

proper hard innit

roadman slang that means someone is acting tough that isnt

*person talking wack about someone else*
Person 1- proper hard innit
Person 2- ikr

by roadmen69 February 19, 2022

horny proper

Someone who tries to become the girlfriend of a Twitch Streamer by being the most proper, politically correct pussy in the chatroom.

1mailman is a horny proper

by kgr27 November 05, 2017

proper fucking

To have every orifice filled sexually.

Morgan said give me a proper Fucking.

by Charity0219 March 23, 2020

Proper Joest

Like Joest but made properly.
In a toaster.
With wide slots.

Proper Joest should be put in the toaster, not put under the grill you maniac!

by MissMadz October 16, 2019

proper beautiful

Proper beautiful. more beautiful then anything you've ever seen. could be a place person thing or smell

That girls/woman be proper beautiful

Girl/woman you proper beautiful

That smells proper beautiful. What you cooking

You smell proper beautiful

by 35cat27 December 07, 2013

A Proper Engagement Congratulations

When your friends get engaged and you feel that the only appropriate way to say "congrats!" is to give groom and rough hand job (this is on the spot, so you don't have the proper lubrication handy) and a pack of camel lights because they're only likely to enjoy sex until they tie the knot and their lives devolve into a spiral of depression and dissatisfaction.

Hey man, congrats on proposing to your gf! Pull down your pants so I can give you a proper engagement congratulations. Here's a lighter!

by tmax805 August 26, 2018