Proper gay

A really gay person. Sounds like the opposite gender. Walks crooked and is a pain in the ass the majority of the time.

Nah, he’s proper gay.

by Wotd November 19, 2018

proper-benny

When someone does something so stupid it’s like a scene from a Benny Hill comedy sketch.

Golf player 1 “Oh look at that guy running across the farmers field to get his ball”
Better golf player “oh that’s proper-benny”

by TheBGF January 19, 2025

Proper Filth

Genuine, suitable disgusting, obscene and sometimes offensive dirty humor.

Engaging in dirty humor requires witty, proper filth.

by Abruzzo Principessa Italiana August 3, 2016

proper hard innit

roadman slang that means someone is acting tough that isnt

*person talking wack about someone else*
Person 1- proper hard innit
Person 2- ikr

by roadmen69 February 19, 2022

Proper Tom james

A boy who thinks he is a man and enjoys getting people sacked.

You’re a proper Tom James you!

by LCP84 November 13, 2021

Proper Fuckall

Pretending to complete absolutely fuckall,

Gem-Why aren’t the dishes washed?
Mike-I was too busy doing proper fuckall

by LordGodful October 17, 2023

proper-dog

The act of removing ones member, mid coitus, wrapping it in a hot towel to warm said member. Once steamy, remove the towel and then reinsert, resuming coitus.

Jo: "Michael gave me a proper-dog lastnight, its was so steamy"

by Seepha June 12, 2022