mum proof

A way of talking so that your mum doesn't know what you're on about.

Bwoi: "Yo momma, me is goin' down St John's wit mi posse, hang out an shark da-day."
Mam: "Errrr ... half past two?"
Bwoi: "Ehh!! Mum proof!!"

by Lord Ass July 2, 2005

proof

A african american rapper from detroit who got shot in a recent club incident...which is sad and all except the fact that A) he shot someone first...in the head, and B) the only reason he was even semi-famous is because he, as well as the rest of d12 milked off Marshal Mathers. Everyone is supposta feel sooo sorry for the murderer semi-talented rapper? Fuck proof!

Eminem fan: omgawsh thats sewwww terrible what happened to proof

Normal person: uh...how bout that guy he shot, poor guy.

Eminem fan: Did you hear my cell phone ring?

by N3ro July 30, 2008

Proof it

A term that has the same meaning as "prove it" but is in the context of how many black people use it (on accident) and a few white people (to make fun of the black people).

Briquel- You aint got a black bone in yo body

Norman- Proof it

by Merc'n'Mayne April 14, 2011

lesbian proof

car windows that only roll part way down

You gotta open the door, I can't fit this 30 rack through your lesbian proof windows.

by tray420 August 22, 2008

This photograph is proof

A song by Taking back sunday that you sing to when ever you hear it, or just randomly when your alone.

"know you know, everything (drop everything)
I know you didn't mean it (start it all over)
I know you didn't mean it (remember more then youd like to forget)"

lyrics from "this photograph is proof"

by Quitelate June 11, 2006

the proof is in the pudding

The ultimate determiner of whether you can cook is if you can successfully make a delicious pudding. This is because the process involves a variety of cooking techniques. I.e. if you mess up one of the steps it just doesn't taste right. For instance, bits of egg shells or cooked egg white in it; a burned taste if not heated and stirred properly; and/or lumpy if the thickener is not prepared, added and stirred properly. So voila, if you can overcome these hurtles, you have the proper skills to be a good cook! This was explained to me by my great aunt, born in 1900 and from Shamokin, PA.

This definition has crossover meaning with other endeavors.

Can she cook?
Yes, she can; the proof is in the pudding.

Can he fix the plumbing?
We'll see. The proof is in the pudding.

Will the bus driver really be able to get us from Philly to Toronto in this weather?
We'll see. The proof is in the pudding.

by babpaq April 6, 2017

Retard proof

this u can use for situation when you gave all correct explanations and dude u left to finish the thing does it all wrong.

Sound engenier(you left just to exist there):Everything was fine with the sound but then they changed the microphones?
You irritated:You managed to fuck up Retard proof

by MadDogVlad November 7, 2006