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Fax, no Printer

A more exclaimed and stronger form of fax. Used when pointing out something so true it is neither true nor fax.
Friend 1: Yo man this YouTuber is sick
Friend 2: Fax, no printer.
by Dapper Boi December 12, 2018
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Printerference

When several people print to one printer in the office causing absolute chaos by mixing all of the documents up.
Has somebody picked my printing up? I'm missing pages 9,12 and 234? There seems to be some right fucking printerference going on round here.
by Mar© February 13, 2015
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one pint syndrome

The act if being such a super light-weight, you feel you are drunk after just one pint, normally beer.
Joe is suffering from one pint syndrome.
by Soggy busquets October 19, 2013
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Red Pint

Firstly, if you don’t know what a red pint is you need to seek help immediately.

A red pint is a mouth-wateringly flavoursome beverage consisting of Strongbow and a generous dash of blackcurrant cordial. It is 4.5% ABV and is best served cold in a pint glass. The art of a perfect red pint is something so few can master, but once it’s mastered, your tastebuds will be doing backflips. Equally, a perfect red pint is also only recognised by seasoned red pint connoisseurs who have drunk over a million in their lifetime.
Customer - Hey Beth barmaid, please can you pour me a perfect ‘red pint’ just how I like it?

Beth - it would be my pleasure!
by Red Pint Drinker December 25, 2021
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spray the paint

to have an orgy / join in on an orgy
yo wanna spray the paint at his house tonight?
by rooserloom March 25, 2009
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ten pinter

Ten pinter or whatever comes before ten, E.G. an eight pinter or six or five pinter. Is used to decribe how many pints of beer you would need to drink to have sex with a woman. If she,s really monsterous and hugely fat and nasty then she would probably qualify for being a ten pinter. A five pinter might be just plain with goofy teeth and a double chin or saggy tits and amaciated legs.
Fucking hell mate, look a that ugly fat slob of lard. She,s a ten pinter ( ten pints of beer) i reckon.
by Yo Bubba November 9, 2007
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dirty pint

Pint which typically consist of all the most disgusting shots the bar has to offer, mixed with half a pint of bitter. Usually given to the birthday boy/girl to down as a birthday 'treat'.
A Dirty Pint could consist of:
5 shots of Bell's whisky
3 shots of Gordon's gin
2 shots of sambuca
2 shots of tequila
2 shots of apple sour
Half a pint of Guiness.
by Scott_000 September 4, 2008
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