Promise

An oath between people. Some promises are made some broken.
noun A declaration, one to do or not to do
verb To engage to do pledge

P1: "If I were ever a samurai and you needed me would you let me rescue you?"
P2: i.e. if you keep your promise to a friend, I'm calling in a favor. I need your arse to come get me right now. Everything is a mess and my mind has escaped me since seeing you again. The weight of a million stones is crushing my insides without you. That is the truest statement I can ever make to you man. ilu You ARE the only person who can save me from myself.

by Meye<3Blngs2U December 12, 2009

Premises

A tract of land including its buildings.

The man put a "NO TRESPASSING" sign on his yard to ensure that no one entered his premises.

by ESA_11 September 21, 2016

premiscuous

As opposed to promiscuous. Predicting a night of unadultered, hot, monkey sex with someone you barely know. Extra points if it actually happens.

"Man, I'm gonna get premiscuous at this party after the buddha's all blazed."

by El_Gordo August 25, 2004

Primus

An Alternate word for a Basketball.

Hey Corto, pass the Primus. I'm open.

by Russcheel February 24, 2009

Primink

A Bad Discord

"I'm thinking of joining ____'s Discord"

"It's terrible it's such a primink

by Dwayne"The Rock" Rock Johnson August 25, 2019

The Promise

Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens

I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.

by cornholio October 4, 2003

Promiscuous

Indiscriminate and frequent with a choice of sexual partners.

Greta was a quite promiscuous girl, who tried to replace the feeling of chagrin, by attempting to steal her friends' boyfriends.

by Mrs.Devil November 5, 2008