preston north end

The greatest football team to exist
Also known as pne located in preston, Lancashire

I asked my mother what should I be,
Should I be blackpool or pne heres what she said to me, wash would mouth out son,

Go get your father's gun,
We'll shoot some blackpool scum,
Shoot some blackpool scum,
We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool We hate blackpool we are the blackpool haters,

Sea, sea, sea side shitt aaahhhhhh

Guy 1:Who do you support

Guy 2:I support preston north end

by FWWFUZE August 11, 2022

Timothy William Preston

A most spectacular specimen, with luscious brown hair and beautiful atoms apple. He owns a beautiful watch and is always playing bass. With stunning glasses and nose he is a notch above all other humans. With the name of royalty he is destined to surpass all others.

"Oh dear me, all our royals are dead"

"We should just have timothy william preston for king...his name is worthy of royalty!"

by timothyloversclub October 24, 2012

preston hadden

Rich white kid that thinks he's really cool just because he has a lot of money. Most likely looks like a faggot with blue eyes and blonde hair. He is really annoying and can be an ass hole. if his friends come around when he's hanging out with you he will turn his back on you and start being an ass hole to you.

man that Preston Hadden needs to shut the fuck up. He's not cool at all.

by edgyteenagefgt September 11, 2016

Preston ball

Blonde kid who is prob really annoying and white

Preston ball is like so typical

by James mccarthy December 1, 2016

Preston newt

An endangered species of newt only found, in the wonderful city we call Preston. Only a few of lucky people will come across these in their gardens.

Look mum! I just found a preston newt in the garden.

by Lunoir June 30, 2019

Preston

Preston is usually a guy that has brown or blond hair and will not fall in love most of the time but when he does he will love and cherish the person like she/he is a angel. when one of his friends is sad he will do everything to make his friend happy again. And if someone is bullying his friend he will go as far as getting suspended to make that person stop bullying. Overall he’s a good guy but sometimes he gets mad so don’t make him mad.

Preston: Yo that girl is dummy thicc

Chanse: so go see if you can smash
Preston:ok
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Preston: hey cutie
Girl: sup bish
Preston: wanna smash
Girl: sure. My house 6:09
Preston: sure

by Yeetboiiiiii6969 July 6, 2019

Preston

Preston is the guy of ur dreams. he is unbelievably attractive and the hardest guy to get over. once you fall for him you’re screwed. he has the softest and dreamiest dark brown hair. when u make eye contact with a preston you melt. his smile with the dimples and the freckles on his neck will have u head over heels in love. he’s a little bit of a hick, but has a big dick. everything about him is amazing

girl #1- omg look it’s preston
girl #2 -omg brit ur still not over him

girl #1- he’s just so perfect

by annoynomous2221 July 16, 2019