Premature Sendulation

The sending of a text message mid-thought or before reaching the desired conclusion.

text to friend: "heh, wanna mee"

reply text: "huh?"

text to friend: "sorry, had a premature sendulation. Wanna meet for lunch?"

by Frisco Babe July 27, 2009

premature edrunkulation

When yor arrive early for an event to have a few drinks so you are nice and buzzed for the event, but your buzz wears off before the event. For example: he got to the airport in time, but flight delays caused premature edrunkulation and he was sober for the flight.

he got to the airport in time, but flight delays caused premature edrunkulation and he was sober for the flight.

by T. McGinty May 10, 2011

Premature Chip

A chip which hasn't been cooked properly. It stands out from all the rest as it isn't as golden and tasty as the others and genrally doesn't get eaten.

"Oh gosh, i think I just ate a premature chip."

"Hard Luck, did it taste disgusting?"

"Yes, I think I will stick to the normal ones"

by bubblez119944 February 18, 2009

Premature Paculation

Is a condition that occurs while playing Miss Pacman and/or Pacman when a player prematurely eats a power pellit before any ghost are near, resulting only 0 ghost being eaten. The condition most commonly occurs in early boards.

Josh: "I'm not going to get my extra man this board because of premature paculation."

Jon: "Yeah, you suck!"

by VreeJ August 22, 2007

Premature Congratulation

When someone celebrates a windfall or personal accomplishment prematurely and it ends up failing or blowing up in their face. Similar to Premature Ejaculation.

Man 1: "Did you hear about Rick? He had to return that new Mercedes he bought after the Newark deal he thought he closed fell through"

Man 2: "Geez, he should know better about premature congratulation."

by LEBRON IN DA HOUSE June 8, 2009

premature evacuation

1. leaving the bus or train accidentally before your stop

Oh crap, this is maple street, that was a total premature evacuation.

by jklima October 30, 2008

premature grabulation

In beer bong, when someone prematurely egrabulates (grabs or touches the ball while still in flight and not having touched anything). Penalty is usually one cup, but slapping always remains an option

Dude, did you see the match last night? Mike was being a dipshit and lost the game because of a premature grabulation

by broski mcbroerton October 23, 2009