god dammit she pregnant

God dammit she pregnant means that she is pregnant you might get grounded so no mo gamecube.

"BABE IM PREGNANT"
"god dammit she pregnant."

by notononlineclasses November 9, 2020

Gay Pregnant

The act of being inseminated by a man who has HIV.

Jon is getting gay pregnant as we speak

by David Bottom November 14, 2023

Pregnant Pause

When you say something and are interrupted by going into labor.

"Hey hubby, do you want milk- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *baby crying* ."

(this is a very good example of a pregnant pause)

by Mr Knockers August 23, 2025

It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.

Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".

by QuacksO December 12, 2019

ask pregnant sans

For when questions need answering.

If you have a question, ask pregnant sans on Tumblr.

by I_love_feet March 1, 2022

pregnant

(of a woman or female animal) having a child or young developing in the uterus.

I have never seen the word “pregnant” misspelled before, but I can imagine it in so many different variations, such as:
• prognant
• pargnet
• pregante
• pagnate
• pregonate
• pegrent
• pregant
• prengan
• pregegnant
• pregnart
• pargant
• perfnat
• pragnan
• pargnet
• pegnat
• peregnant
• prangnet
• pergonate
• prangent
• gregnant
• pragnent
• prregnant
• peegnant
• paragnent
• prepangent
• pgrenant
• peragenta
• pergenat
• pergaten
• pregagnant
• paragenet
• pregarnt
• paregant
• pergnut
• prepangant
• perfant
• pergert
• pregat
• prengt
• perganeta
• bregant
• praganant
• pregernet
• preginant
• progrant
• pretnet
• fregnant
• repengant
• pregnite
• pregananant

by bluestinger66 March 20, 2024

Pregnant

What can happen to a girl after unprotected sex.

Jennifer was feeling under the weather and decided to stay home from school. Meanwhile her older sister went to school and both their parents went to work and were expected to return home late.

A while after school was over, Jennifer heard her older sister coming back home. She heard her unlock the front door and rush upstairs to her room along with her boyfriend. After a couple of minutes, Jennifer started hearing moans coming from her older sister's room, which kept getting loader and loader. That was the day her older sister got pregnant.

by UranusOne September 25, 2022