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Poot-Whistle

The melodious sound your girlfriend makes after anal sex. presumably due to a pressure change after penis is removed from the anus.
Becky released a most musical poot-whistle after i pulled out. Then i noticed there was poo on my penis.
by Phil Ken Sebben September 8, 2007
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Poot Poot

Player 1: yo go grab the poot poot and head to C
player 2: Poot poot!
by mahaugher March 27, 2010
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Poot

Noun - a member of the militant insurgency that engaged in insurrection at the Malheur national wildlife refuge and dug latrines on ancient native American burial grounds after they succeeded in clogging all the toilets. They referred to themselves as "Patriots" prompting the sardonic sobriquet portmanteau neologism "pootriot" which was shortened to simply "poot" for the sake of brevity and the tyranny of 140 characters on Twitter. The term has been expanded to include any supporters of these insurgents.

Verb - to engage in any activities related to anarchic defiance of the constitutional authority of law enforcement or local, state and federal court ruling and judgements.
Noun - "Bobby became a poot when he wasn't allowed do whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted, wherever he wanted."

Verb - "Bobby purchased an AR-15 to poot with."

Adjective - "dude, that was so poot when you pointed you gun at that cop!"
by SlickHair August 7, 2017
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Pooted

Pooted (past tense) 1. the combination of pooping and farting simultaneously . 2. a type of shart. 3. also known as pooping and tooting (i.e farting) at the same time.
Jeremy realized after farting, he had pooted. He then preceded to the bathroom to clean up his epic shart.
by Clay McHenry December 3, 2009
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pootart

You are a pootart.
by johnnygo April 20, 2004
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poot

to 'poot', to let off a 'poot'.
to 'poot' is to politely fart.

a "poot", a polite yet still offensive fart.
I held on for what seemed forever, but a poot still managed its way out.

sorry, I'm afraid I just hooted a 'poot'.

I smell a little poot in this house.

You sir, are a poot.
by Dan<3 September 4, 2006
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Pootable

To not worry and just be happy!
Pronounced: Pooh-Tah-Blay
Sidonie: Man I'm so stressed out about school.
Abbie: Pootable!
by somber924 June 9, 2015
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