by Tasty Boi 69 June 05, 2019
When you allow someone the pleasure of watching your dog only to come back to said dog throwing up and on her death 💀 bed! Unable to eat drink or even play ball. All but lost.
Hey Torinni I just got back from the vet, looks like LeèLou has prosciutto poisoning. Care to explain?!
by Silky_13 June 25, 2021
Someone: Everyone, we are going to climb this mountain as fast as we can!
You: Yeah! Poison in the eyes!
You: Yeah! Poison in the eyes!
by mograbious April 18, 2017
by pukingprincess January 04, 2015
When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.
Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?
A: He has vagina poisoning.
A: He has vagina poisoning.
by Ginger I. Tis August 16, 2010
When you have had another person get you to listen to a bad song and you cant get said song out of your head and continually think about it all day
Guy1: Im so made at her right now.
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: She song poisoned me with that stupid music she always listens to.
Guy2: Why?
Guy1: She song poisoned me with that stupid music she always listens to.
by song poison victim November 09, 2011
Where a person or persons are subjected to much "My chemical romance" songs. The first signs of the poisoning are a urge to dress in a Emo mana, second sign, results in the urge to sing like a banshee, the third, is an urge to perform selfharm and the last is Death, due to the last stage of the poisoning. There is only one cure for this terrible diease and this is the Mega Riff.
by The Stonehill February 19, 2007