plant man

One of the lamest robot masters in Mega Man ever. He stars in Mega Man 6, and attacks by jumping once...and shooting a circular plant shield at you...but so slowly, you can dodge it easy.
by World Domination February 10, 2005
mugGet the plant manmug.

Watering the plants

A sexual reference used when you don't want to be too obvious.
Girl: what are you thinking about right now?
Guy: watering the plants
by Mikehappt December 21, 2017
mugGet the Watering the plantsmug.

face plant

To smash a potted plant into someone's face.
Phil anciently face planted himself after getting intimate with a tulip!
by ruft May 18, 2011
mugGet the face plantmug.

plant licker

An ambiguous term referencing not a lesbian, but a nubile movie theatre employee, who at the urgence of a veteran coworker, licks a plant to confirm its authenticity.
I can't believe Shauna fell for that, she's such a plant licker!
by DutchBag March 25, 2009
mugGet the plant lickermug.

Noodle Plant

Where noodles come from
I'm going to harvest some noodles from my noodle plant
by Noodle Smurf March 18, 2011
mugGet the Noodle Plantmug.

bean plant

Bean plant only 4 people know the original term. Noun
Bean plant to plant a BEAN in some ones dms. Verb

Btw Sophia it means "BEAN PLANT"
BEAN PLANT.
I just bean plant sofie
by Bean plant December 4, 2017
mugGet the bean plantmug.

Plant-Cuckoldry

The fetish that consists of watching others have sex with plants.
"I've never fucked a plant in my life"
"But you still could. I have to watch you closely"
"Is that your fetish? Plant-cuckoldry?
by The Crawdaddy February 10, 2020
mugGet the Plant-Cuckoldrymug.

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