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Pitzle

A small, gay, fairy-like troll that feeds of childrens happiness. Hated by Limecat and the greeks.
Excerpt from Limecat song, Pitzle Stomper, "the pitzles brains are leaked onto the alter of blood"
by Applesmasher January 6, 2010
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Pitty Drink

Having a drink with someone only because they're drinking alone and you feel bad about letting them do this.
I came home and my husband was drinking. I didn't want to watch him drink alone so I had a pitty drink with him,
by claratyville December 2, 2010
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Pitty Puff

One may feel sorry for a lonely individual in a bar setting resulting in a pitty puff
by MelRed September 10, 2011
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pitrya

I like pitrya
by FREDDRICKJONES October 21, 2011
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Pitty pump

When two people are having sexual relations and one of them is not into it but continue to do it just because.
That girl I took home last night was smokin hot but I had to give her a Pitty pump cause she smelled sour down there!
by Tko2323 December 23, 2011
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Pity Sponsorship

I derivative of pity sex. When a action sports company sponsors and individual in exchange for promoting their goods not on the basis of being top talent but granting them status because they make up for lack of talent in other areas such as stoke, balls or age.
I can't believe that fat middle aged long boarder got sponsored by Breaking Boards just because he has more courage to ride huge scary monster hills; Or perhaps it's because he is older than my parents; Or they just feel sorry for him. Anyway, I am the best skater, he sucks, and I am going to hate on him because of it... pft! What a pity sponsorship!
by Bergen County Bombers January 25, 2012
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Pity Cookie

A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.
Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"

Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012
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